<![CDATA[Jezebel: Liquor]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Liquor]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/liquor http://jezebel.com/tag/liquor <![CDATA[That Dumb Ad That Blames Your Friends For Date Rape Has Been Pulled]]> Remember those Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board ads about how if you drink too much alcohol and end up getting raped, you should blame both own drunk ass and your friends? Well, we weren't the only ones who thought they were stupid. After numerous complaints, the PLCB has taken the ads down. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5866487&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Women Urged To Get In The Kitchen And Have A Whiskey]]> Though whiskey is usually marketed as the manliest of drinks, there's a new Jack Daniels campaign that targets the ladies. Apparently it's now okay for women to ingest hard liquor, but only if they're using it to bake cookies. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5718948&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA["Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."]]> No, we prefer men to bear large quantities of liquor. Maybe roofies. [VintageAds] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5305548&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Searching For The Broads In The Booze Cabinet]]> Getting liquored up is an equal-opportunity affair, but the most popular brands of booze are associated with men. Mental Floss gives biographies and backgrounds on fellas like Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniel, Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam, Charles Tanqueray and Gaspare Campari. But what about the ladies of liquor? More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5083322&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Journeys In Foreign Advertisements]]> The pre-paid cell phone advertisement seen at left greeted me this morning at the cell phone store in Saarlouis, Germany where I stopped to buy a SIM card. If the tux and slicked-down hair are fooling you, that's Snoop Dogg, bringing you roses, 100 free text messages, 10 free songs and 10 (Euro) cents a minute phone calls. If you haven't been here yet, Germany's kind of a weird place for advertisements. Breasts are totally cool (obviously), the porn is more accessible than the fashion magazines, the fashion trends are just a touch behind (I think, but I'm no Sadie Stein) and they like dirty American words but rarely have a clue what they mean. Join me after the jump for the images that assault your eyeballs in Germany. More »
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