<![CDATA[Jezebel: Liposuction]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Liposuction]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/liposuction http://jezebel.com/tag/liposuction <![CDATA[Human Barbie Puts Liposuction Voucher In 7-Year-Old Daughter’s Christmas Stocking]]> If you stuffed your daughter's stocking with fattening peppermint candies and chocolate Santas this Christmas, you might want to reconsider whether you're really cut out for responsible parenting in light of the fact that Sarah Burge had the foresight to give her 7-year-old daughter the gift that will stave off any threat of sugarplum-induced obesity — a £7,000 (so like a million worthless American dollars) voucher for liposuction. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5872823&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Phony Liposuction Doctor Convicted Of Two Murders And Manslaughter]]> According to The Arizona Republic, a "certified internist" who "never served residencies in plastic surgery or anesthesiology" was convicted of second-degree murder in two deaths and manslaughter in another after three of his patients died. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5822448&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction]]> Scientists think they may someday be able to suck ordinary white fat out of a person, convert it into calorie-burning "brown fat" using a special protein, and then squirt it back in. Sounds fun, right? [NewScientist, via BoingBoing] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5337699&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Morning Shows Face Off On How To Solve The Cankle Crisis]]> Have you been up all night crying over yesterday's frontpage Wall Street Journal exposé that cankles are hideous and offensive to those around you? Bad news: the morning shows are refusing to drop the story. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5322007&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Plastic Surgery Exposé Reveals Doctors' Instincts Aren't Always Pretty]]> Writer Melanie Berliet is 27, slender and attractive. So why did a doctor propose she get $33,000 worth of lipo and plastic surgery? More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5152374&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Teen Girl Gets Lipo To "Prevent" Eating Disorder]]> Today on The View, we met 15-year-old Amanda, who had a breast reduction and liposuction on her stomach. Amanda is small, so you can see that DD/E cup breasts might be a strain on her tiny frame. But since she is obviously not obese, why would lipo be necessary? To prevent an eating disorder, of course! Amanda's mom explained that everyone in their family has belly fat, so she knew that even though her daughter was "eating less and less" it would never go away. Amanda's doctor had no problem doing the surgery, since "not everyone is blessed with the right looks," and he likes to "give children who are disadvantaged a chance to look better." Check out the clip above, and try to figure out what about Amanda's normal physique made her so "disadvantaged." More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5028764&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[12-Year-Old Girl Gets Liposuction, Hot Pink Bikini]]>
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=340911&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Even 95-Pound Women Have Fat Parts They Want Lipo'ed. Like Toes!]]> Dear Readers: yesterday I failed you. I critiqued Page Six Magazine without so much as reading the cover-touted "Size Zero Sucks: The New Liposuction For Skinny Women." I didn't read it because I was pretty sure I'd read about this new rash of 95-pound women getting express-line liposuction in the the past six months in, lessee, Vogue, Marie Claire, Allure, Harper's Bazaar and approximately three separate issues of Elle. But really, I must confess: I had never read about anyone seeking liposuction on their toes before. Or anything like this:
And the 27-year-old who knew she was about to get engaged, so she booked an appointment for liposuction to get rid of a small bulge around her hips. "She had monitored her boyfriend's e-mail and knew approximately when he would ask her and that he planned to capture it on video," says Dr. Rappaport. "She wanted to look her best."
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