Lindsay Lohan Is Mad at Jennifer Lawrence, Wants Her to Be More Like Maya Angelou

Lindsay Lohan is not happy that Jennifer Lawrence made a rude comment about her during a recent TV appearance. In fact, she’s POETRY-SPITTING MAD.

During Monday night’s episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Lawrence told a short story about her troubles with nervous vomiting:

“I puked yesterday. I’m a puker. I’m a big-time puker. I think I have, like, nervous…I think that I don’t stop working, because I’m a show pony. I don’t have a choice. So, I just keep going, I think, until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop.’ I get, like, Lindsay Lohan grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol. I’m always in bed early, but I’m still tired.”

Not liking her sister’s name used synonymously with “booze-fueled trainwreck,” Ali Lohan angrily tweeted that Lawrence had “lost a fan.”

Lindsay Lohan then expressed her gratitude to Ali and disappointment at Lawrence, tweeting, “thank you sister.. Maybe who you’re referring to should learn to support others like #mayaangelou”

Lohan then included an excerpt from Maya Angelou’s famous ode to black womanhood, “Still I Rise.”

“You may shoot me with your words,/You may cut me with your eyes,” the passage reads. “You may kill me with your hatefulness,/But still, like air, I’ll rise.”

Yes, the perfect words to end a celebrity feud.

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