Lindsay Lohan Is Having the Worst Week, You Guys! 

Ugh! This week has been so hard.

First, Lindsay Lohan dragged herself all the way to freakin’ France to see Kanye perform at Paris Fashion Week and then completely on accident tweeted a photo with the caption “#kanye&kimAlldaynigga$.” Literally everyone saw, even though she deleted it after like ONE second, I mean, come on, how could she possibly have dealt with that situation better????

Then, Lindsay Lohan Instagrammed a photo of herself in a leotard with the caption “My feet look red lol- had to take that out. Only real red is my hair,” and she looks so happy and her butt looks so good and like yes her room is messy, news flash: so is mine, everybody! But it turns out that apparently some people are saying that maybe the photo was photoshopped a little bit (I mean, Lindsay I personally really can’t tell, but people are saying that and I just want to be a good friend and tell you?).

On top of all that, she didn’t even crop out all the weird (I’m sorry, I’m just being honest!) redness in her legs and feet, so we all know that three-quarters of her calves and definitely her feet were super super red yesterday, which just sucks. It sucks! Just knowing that Lindsay knows that we all know that her feet and legs were red and her butt was photoshopped and in a freak accident said the N-word to try to be cool and then immediately regretted it—it just makes me sick to my stomach, thinking about all of the bullshit she’s dealing with emotionally right now. And physically! Does anybody know if Chikungunya causes discoloration of the limbs?