Jezebel: Lil Wayne

Kim Kardashian Weds in Disappointingly Pratfall-Free Ceremony

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 11:00:46 EDT

Kim Kardashian, got married to her giant boyfriend Kris Humphries yesterday in a lavish $10 bazillion glorification of all that's wrong with the world. The ceremony featured a star-studded 440 person guest list including such of-the-moment cultural forces as Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne, and several members of the cast of Dancing with the Stars (not the stars themselves; the people who dance with them). All of the guests were requested to stick to a black and white dress code, just like Beetlejuice would have wanted. Kim wore a dress that happened after mother/pimp Kris Jenner shoved dozens of yards of ivory tulle down Vera Wang's throat and the designer puked it back up. Kim would later go on to change into two additional dresses after the ceremony, because these are tough times for everyone and three additional gowns would have just been gauche. The Kardashians are tasteful and sensitive to the plights of others like that. There was a strapless dress with a bow the size of a child who should have completed potty training. There was a big tent. The bridesmaids dressed in ivory as well as a sort of ham fisted hat tip to Pippa Middleton's dress, just to remind us that the Kardashian family is like American royalty (if that's the case, does that make Brody Jenner our Prince Harry? Because barf.). More »

JLo Broke Up With Marc Anthony Hours Before Schmoozing with Will and Kate

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 11:00:00 EDT

By now, unless you've been living under a rock or too busy caring about things that are actually relevant to your life, you know that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting opposite-married ("divorced") after spending the last seven years in a state of wedded something or other. But it's just been revealed that in addition to the sting of having his wife leave him, JLo ended it just hours before they were to sit at a head table with Duke Bill and Duchess Shinylocks last week. JLo confused other attendees by bringing her mother instead of her husband and by showing up sans wedding ring. More »

Hilary Duff Is Expecting

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Unsolicited Uterus Update: Lizzie McGuire is knocked up!

Ridiculous L'Oréal Ad Stars Patrick Dempsey, Jessica Alba, Jane Fonda And Just About Everyone Else

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 11:35:00 EST

This new French L'Oréal ad is like celebrity spokesmodel whack-a-mole. We spy Beyoncé, Patrick Dempsey, Jessica Alba, Freida Pinto, Claudia Schiffer, Rachel Weisz, and Jane Fonda... It's funny to watch them all say, "Parce que vous le valez bien." [YouTube]

Lil Wayne's Teddy Bear Sneakers Can Be Yours

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 15:58:00 EST

The Jeremy Scott x Adidas Originals "Teddy Bear" Sneakers that Lil Wayne wore on BET's New Year's Eve show are a bit pricy at $328, but they're so worth it. They'll look great with any outfit! More »

Taylor Momsen Offends Entire Country

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

Taylor Momsen and her band were playing a show in Scotland when she said something the crowd found rather offensive.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Most Definitely In Love

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 10:30:00 EST

The kid with the hair and that girl from that show your niece watches must be dating; they were seen together again. Speculating about the romantic lives of children is not weird at all! More »

Reminder: SNL Open Thread Tonight!

Lauri Apple — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 15:50:50 EST

Tonight's SNL is a total dudefest, with Jeff "the Dude" Bridges hosting and Eminem and Lil Wayne providing our musical entertainment. The Jezebel open thread starts at 11:15 EDT, so come back and chat with us! More »

Maybe Third Time's a Charm for Spencer and Heidi

Lauri Apple — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:33:49 EST

After almost getting divorced, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in marital blissland and preparing to renew their marriage vows. They've been through so much together! Isn't their ability to forget the past kind of inspiring?

Demi Lovato Snorted Coke "Like A Pro"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

More on this in Midweek Madness: Life & Style is reporting that before she entered a treatment center, Demi Lovato had become a big fan of cocaine.

Miley Cyrus Drinks A Beer, Outrage Follows

Lauri Apple — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 10:30:00 EDT

Miley Cyrus, age almost-18, had a beer in Spain, where it's okay to be almost-18 and drink beer. But now this dude James E. Copple from the International Institute for Alcohol Awareness is getting all up in her business, scoldin'.

Angelina's Pissed That Brad Called Courteney Cox

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EDT

In the ongoing haterade-fueled campaign against Angelina Jolie, the latest is that she's "furious" that Brad Pitt called Courteney Cox after learning that she'd split from David Arquette.

Who Is The Noisy Celebrity That Kelly Osbourne Hates?

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is displeased to learn that a famous nemesis of hers is a guest in the same hotel. Plus, Lil Wayne gets out of jail tonight! More »

Bill Clinton Weighs In On Lil Wayne's Release From Prison

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 12:26:00 EDT

Apparently Chelsea and her dad had some kind of hip-hop summit, in which she schooled him about rappers. Bill says of Weezy: "I hope what will happen is that he has a good life now." More »

Courtney Love Worries About Her Wikipedia

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Courtney Love is trying to clean up her Wikipedia page.

Lady Gaga Haunted By Annoying Ghost

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EDT

We've heard about it before, but apparently the specter is persistent: Lady Gaga is "terrified" and "annoyed" by a ghost that has been following her while she's on tour. The ghost's name is Ryan.

Snoop Dogg Wakes Then Bakes Then Hangs Out With Jennie Garth

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Snoop Dogg had a productive day, that involved getting stoned, going on television, and taking a photo with Jennie Garth. Plus, Rachel Zoe actually doesn't know what to wear, one day of the year. More »

Christina Aguilera Files For Divorce

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:17:00 EDT

Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce just two days after announcing her separation from Jordan Bratman, citing "irreconcilable differences."

CNN Has Finally Caught Up With Kelly Bensimon's Message

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 19:45:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon made bullying trendy, Kylie Minogue has the best shoes, and Lil Wayne doesn't want anymore jail mail. More »

50 Cent & Chelsea Handler Are Dating

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Hot new couple: Fiddy and Chelsea!

Comedians Mourn Greg Giraldo On Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 19:45:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, fellow comedians get somber over Greg Giraldo's death, and Teresa Giudice denies reported feud with her sister-in-law. Plus, an update on Lil Wayne's prison release. More »

Lil' Wayne's Blacklight Tattoos: Genius

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 10:21:00 EDT

Weezy says: "Don't think that I got some shit PAINTED on me. That is a tattoo… Shit hurts." What subversive, weird things would you get inked if no one could see it in regular light? More »

Playmate Says Spencer Stole Sex Tape She Made With Heidi

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:47:00 EDT

Though Heidi Montag denies that she's ever made a sex tape, Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon says Spencer Pratt stole her video camera and, "there is a sex tape of me and Heidi."

Rob & Kristen Are Definitely A Couple

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted nuzzling on the set of her movie, On The Road, being filmed in Montreal (?!?).

Lil Wayne Tweets From Jail

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Lil Wayne is Tweeting remotely, while Q-Tip is sorta biting Kanye's Tweet style, and sorta failing at it. More »

Does Michael Jackson's Son Have Vitiligo?

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:30:00 EDT

In photos of Michael Jackson's three kids frolicking on the beach during a recent trip to Hawaii, his 13-year-old son Prince Michael appears to have white splotches under his arms. Naturally, tabloid editors have diagnosed him with vitiligo.

Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr Are Engaged; Fat Joe Accused Of Sexual Assault

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Tabloid reporters have been harassing Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr about when they'd get married for years, and today his rep confirmed that they're engaged.

"Super Groupie" Kat Stacks Assaulted On Video

Katy Kelleher — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 11:00:00 EDT

A video has been released two men, who are reportedly connected to rapper Fabolous and Lil Bow Wow, slapping "mega fan" Kat Stacks until she falls to the ground. They also demand she "apologize, bitch" and "watch [her] mouth." More »

Heidi Wants Restraining Order Against Mom; Did Lauer Cheat With Whitney's Sister?

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 13 May 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Heidi Montag's mother Darlene Egelhoff showed up at her house today unannounced and started pounding on the door, then Heidi called the cops because, "After what she did to me on national TV, I have no desire to see her."

Miley Does A "Lap" Dance; Britney Fires Her Agent/ Boyfriend

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 12 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Making a big deal about this video of Miley Cyrus giving a "lap dance" is just silly.

Taylor Swift Becomes A CoverGirl; David Duchovny Has A Thing For Vampires

Hortense Smith — Sat, 01 May 2010 10:30:00 EDT

Taylor Swift has been named the new face of CoverGirl cosmetics, and is set to help debut a "luxury line" for the brand next January. No word yet on if she has to go see Tyra for smizing lessons. [People]

Tori Needs A Gay BFF; GLAAD Upset With Baio's Wife

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

ABC is developing a daytime talk show for Tori Spelling.

Lindsay Made Sick By Dad's Engagement; Tiger Reportedly Slept With Neighbor's Daughter

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:40:00 EDT

When Us asked Lindsay Lohan to comment on her father's engagement to former tabloid reporter Kate Major she said, "I'm gonna vomit! I so didn't need that info ... Yuck!" And Lindsay hadn't even heard the worst of it:

Paris Hilton Loves Her iPad

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Paris thinks that "technology rocks," Lil Wayne tweets from jail, and Tia and Tamera get matching tattoos. More »

Gerard Answers For Grabbing Jen's Butt; Jessica Alba Plans To Adopt

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 19:00:00 EDT

Today Gerard Butler was asked to explain why he put his finger in Jennifer Aniston's butt while promoting The Bounty Hunter in Paris. He explained, "I'm a bit of a bad boy..."

Corey's Stuff Sold On eBay; Jessica Simpson: "I Don't Brush My Teeth"

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:00:00 EST

Someone claiming he co-starred with Corey Haim in the 1985 NBC Movie of the Week A Time To Live is selling Corey's belongings, including gym shorts and t-shirts, on eBay because the Haim family can't afford the funeral.

Heigl Leaves Grey's; Jen "Loves" Gerard

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST

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After six years on Grey's Anatomy, Katherine Heigl is jumping ship.

Lindsay Accuses E-Trade Of Parody; Simon's Fiancée Fled The Taliban

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST

Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for creating a commercial in which a boyfriend-stealing, "milk-aholic" baby is named Lindsay. Here's the thing about LL's lawsuit:

Sean Penn In Rumored Oscar Brawl; Miley & Liam Are "Deeper Than Normal People"

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:40:00 EST

There's a rumor that Sean Penn was thrown out of the Governor's Ball last night for punching Greg Shapiro, a Hurt Locker producer reportedly dating Robin Wright. Though there are numerous sources, gossips can't seem to get their stories straight:

Oodles Of Oscar Gossip, Tom Cruise's Motorcycle Crash & Michael Lohan's "Near Stroke"

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST

Sandra Bullock's post-Oscar plans: