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Danielle Staub Pretends To Have Lesbian Commitment Ceremony

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 11:00:00 EDT

On last night's Watch What Happens, Danielle continued to imply—through non-answers—that she is gay, even going so far as signing copies of her single, "Real Close," with the last name of her supposed girlfriend, Lori Michaels. More »

Meet Danielle Staub's Lesbian Lover

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 11:00:00 EDT

Danielle Staub debuted her "girl-on-girl duet" with "dyke diva" Lori Michaels last night on Watch What Happens. (She refers to the song as a "wet-and-juicy lullaby.") More shocking than her newly revealed sexuality was that Danielle has a good voice! More »

Sam Ronson Sneaks Up On Lindsay Lohan

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:15:00 EDT

Lindsay & Sam Can't Wait To Get Home

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:50:00 EDT

Fur Munchers

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:30:00 EDT

Fave Lindsay Lohan news of the day: Evidently, our girl LiLo swiped an $11,000 mink fur coat at a private party that a bunch of rich, young people were attending in NYC in January. Masha Markova, a 22-year-old college student, attended the party and left the coat—an heirloom from her grandmother—in a bin with other coats. When it was time to leave, it was gone. Two weeks later, while flipping through OK!, Markova spotted a paparazzi shot of Lindsay wearing the coat on the night in question. She called her lawyer, who then called Lindsay's lawyer, and two days later, she got the coat back, which was "reeking of cigarettes and booze with a slight tear in the lining." Markova is requesting $10,000 from Lindsay for "the unauthorized, three-week rental." [NY Post] More »

Lindsay Lohan's Lezebel Lunch

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:10:00 EDT

The Real Housewives Of NYC: Raising Their Children By Example

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:00:00 EST

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Much like the fruit that symbolizes each locale, The Real Housewives of New York City and The Real Housewives of Orange County are apples and oranges — there's really no comparison. Maybe it's that in New York society there's so much more emphasis placed on culture and education, or maybe it's just that it takes much more wealth to live in NYC than California, but the women on Bravo's newest reality series are in a very different game than their West Coast counterparts, making the show much more than watching overly-tanned blondes in prefab mansions. But there's one thing that's the same no matter your location or financial status: When you're 12 years old, you find your mom embarrassing. For me, it was when my mom would call the homes of parties I was attending to make sure adults would be home. For Ramona's daughter Avery, it's when her mom kisses her onetime Playboy model friend on the lips. Clip above. More »

Did Ellen Page Officially Come Out As A Lezebel On SNL?

Slut Machine — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:00:00 EST

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There's been some back-fence internet talk lately of like, "Ooh, I think Ellen Page is gay." 1.) As though that's like a scandal or a big deal or something; and 2.) Duh! Page sorta made fun of the whole thing last night in a skit on SNL where she plays a "straight" girl who went to a Melissa Etheridge concert and loved the whole experience. The bit doesn't end with a sarcastic joke, but with a hug and acceptance from Andy Samberg (who plays her boyfriend), and then flashes to the SNL bumper shot of Page in a leather jacket. More »

ANTM: Paulina Porizkova Is Like A More Lucid Janice Dickinson

Slut Machine — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:00:00 EST

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So much happened on last night's episode of ANTM, but the best part was Paulina Porizkova. How did we not know she was this awesome!? She totally has the bite of Janice, but without the slurred, nonsensical bark. (Although, we do love Janice just the way she is.) The other awesome thing about the episode was Kimberly: At least she had the good sense to realize early on that this whole thing isn't for her. (In actuality, her choosing to leave probably had a lot more to do with the fact that she couldn't handle the criticism of her personality, clothes and facial expression, which Miss J. likened to a smushed up snot rag). But the look on everyone's faces, and the collective sharp gasp, when she said that she wasn't into fashion was priceless. Let's discuss more after the jump. More »