Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women

The world is a dark and frightening place with little respite and, as such, you must cling to surprising, simple pleasures wherever you find them. If you're a gracious person, you might even be so kind to share your discovery with others so that they too experience this thing called "happiness." I am one of these gracious people. My discovery? The results that happen to pop up when you search "drunk woman," "binge drinking" or "woman vomiting" in a stock photo search engine.

Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women

This photo, captioned "Closeup portrait of young unhappy, annoyed, sick woman about to chuck, throw up, puke retch barf, hurl isolated on white background" is of a woman who is about to vomit daintily into her own palm. Like you do.

Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women

"Aggressive drunk woman driver holding a bottle of alcohol turning round in the drivers seat to glare into the back passenger compartment..."

Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women

Waifish wino experiences hangover through a Walden filter.

Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women

Self portrait.

Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women

GIRL, GET OFF YOUR WHITE COUCH.

Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women

The party never stops with this one.


Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women

Somehow Shutterstock has developed the technology to take photos of my future wedding night. Mazel tov, me!

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