On Christmas Eve, Miley Cyrus was kind enough to gift us with her latest single, “My Sad Christmas Song.” The four and a half minute track is exactly the kind of Christmas tune you’d expect from Miley. In a restrained chorus, she sings, “This is my sad Christmas song. I’ve had it stuck in my head all day long. I wrote it on the car on my way home. because I knew I’d walk in the door and I’d be alone.”

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There’s some stuff about Santa being cute, hitting her bong, and a note that she’s definitely on the “naughty” list because “when I get drunk I’m always showing my tits.” At this point, pretty much exactly what you’d expect from Cyrus, the self-appointed enfant terrible of pop music.

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