Goddamnit, Kristen Bell, why can't you ever do anything wrong? Why can't you just give us a reason to dislike you like all the other celebrities? how am I supposed to feel good about my choices when you stop by Chelsea Lately and effortlessly talk about both being over skiing (agree, terrifying) and about how you're going to let your daughter watch your sex scenes because:
She has ... newsflash ... a vagina. She's going to figure it out one day and more power to her.
People everywhere suddenly wish Kristen bell was their mom. (Because sloths would likely be involved as well.)