It must be really awesome to be so old and admired that you can say whatever the fuck you want. Nobel Prize winner Doris Lessing, a Jezebel favorite, told a Stockholm paper that she believes Obama will be assassinated if he is elected president. The 88-year-old pistol said, "[Obama] would probably not last long, a black man in the position of president. They would kill him." Lessing continued, "It would be best if [Clinton and Obama] ran together. Hillary is a very sharp lady." [The Independent]