Leonardo DiCaprio's New Pussy Posse Fucking Sucks

40-year-old actor and goatee model Leonardo DiCaprio is having a great time at Art Basel in Miami. Not only is he hanging out with gaggle of models (as a DiCaprio does)—he’s also found a brand new iteration of the Pussy Posse to hang out with. ~~Sad!~~ Cool!

The Pussy Posse, you may recall, is the nickname given to the crew of famous, rich, dickheaded miscreants that followed Leonardo DiCaprio around in the mid to late ’90s. Members included Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and David Blaine. Their favorite hobbies were model-chasing, not tipping servers and calling people “faggots.”

Most of the Posse has moved on since the salad days of Leomania—they got married, had kids, established their own careers and stopped getting into public brawls. Even Kids writer Harmony Korine has managed to clean up his act and grow up, but, while the rest of his old gang has moved forward, DiCaprio continues to party as he always has. (And, to be fair, still seems to be having a great time.)

But what of the company he’s keeping these days?! According to the New York Daily News, DiCaprio—once known for having the most glamorous entourage on either coast—is now been spotted out partying with total dork-wads:

After Confidenti@l spotted the “Wolf of Wall Street” star partying with a large group, including Brandon Davis and Joe Jonas, at the popup version of 1 Oak at Rec Room in South Beach, Leo left the club with every single girl partying in his VIP section, a spy tells us.

“He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero,” our awestruck snitch says. “He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.”

Who cares that he left the club with 20 women?! He thinks Brandon fucking Davis suitable company! The ’90s version of the Pussy Posse might have been a group of horrible, privileged assholes, but at least it was a group of horrible, privileged assholes that happened to include Q-Tip. Total downgrade, Leo.