This girl's mother was kind enough to film her in her looped out state after she got surgery on her wisdom teeth, and the girl was brave enough to share her crazed ravings on YouTube. Thank goodness she did because it's quite a long, strange trip she takes us on, including this bit of insight: "I'm a wizard! I forgot!" If a better exclamation has ever been made, I am not aware of it. Obviously, as a wizard, she knows she needs to go get revenge on the dentist for casting a spell on her—but first, a snack break and some more medicine.

[Via Tastefully Offensive]