Lamar Odom's Not in Rehab Despite $800-a-Day Coke Problem

Depending on what you are reading, Lamar Odom:

A) Left rehab just one day after checking himself in for his $800-a-day drug (some report mostly cocaine, others report crack) and alcohol addiction, after much urging from Khloe Kardashian and teammates on the L.A. Clippers. He arrived on Wednesday and left on Thursday afternoon with an assistant, later spotted in Los Angeles. Or:

B) Never went to rehab in the first place, simply dropped off the grid to avoid and the rest of the Kardashiklan, as Kris Jenner has been on the warpath since his DUI last week. "Kris is desperate for Khloe to divorce Lamar," says a source.

Khloe has since changed her Twitter profile pic from a one of herself and Lamar into just herself, which is roughly the Kardashian equivalent of throwing the Heart of The Ocean into the Atlantic. [Hollywood Life, L.A. Times; lede image via Celebuzz]


Lamar Odom's Not in Rehab Despite $800-a-Day Coke Problem

Mel Gibson flipped the fuck out on cops in Malibu at at DUI checkpoint around 1 AM yesterday, but he left the Jews alone this time, maybe because it was Rosh Hashanah. He didn't have his license on him and screamed rational, thought-out responses to their questions such as "Why are you harassing me?" They let him go with a warning. [TMZ]


Lamar Odom's Not in Rehab Despite $800-a-Day Coke Problem

Regs badass Kim Gordon, formerly of Sonic Youth, is going to guest-star on Girls. As... Jessa's freewheeling aunt? A ghost? As replacement for Adam Driver's character, with no explanation? [THR]


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