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				One reader named NONAME has informed me that there are no free lunches when I work at Jezebel and I should really post stuff of grave importance because she caught a hate virus or something the last time I guest-edited.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5631100/oh-fine-its-labor-day-so-ladies-should-be-angry-because-they-are-still-underpaid-reader-says" title="Click here to read more about Oh, Fine: It's Labor Day, So Ladies Should Be Angry Because They Are Still Underpaid, Reader Says">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Sep 2010 11:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[A.J. Daulerio]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Semenya "Shattered" By Ordeal • Warning Issued For Breast Pumps]]></title>
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				 • According to reports, <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/09/16/caster-semenya-shattered-by-gender-row-claims-115875-21676795/">Caster Semenya</a> has been "completely shattered" by the results of her <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GENDER TESTING" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GENDER TESTING" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/gender-testing/">gender testing</a>.  An athletics official from South Africa said Semenya reads every paper thoroughly, and has "no escape" from the constant publicity.  •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5360740/semenya-shattered-by-ordeal--warning-issued-for-breast-pumps" title="Click here to read more about Semenya "Shattered" By Ordeal • Warning Issued For Breast Pumps">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Katy Kelleher]]></dc:creator>
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				This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features a toddler who wants Botox, a toddler who has giant muscles, a toddler who acts like Anna Nicole Smith, and more.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5321609/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Last night, Lindsay Lohan's I'm-sober-and-ready-to-work movie, <em>Labor Pains</em>, premiered on ABC Family (instead of in theaters, as originally planned), because LiLo is more of a draw at her girlfriend's DJ-ing gigs these days than at the box office.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5318697/lindsay-lohans-labor-pains-laborious-painful--straight-to-cable" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Despite denials  <a href="http://jezebel.com/5011845/babies-maybe">from some sources</a> earlier this morning, <em>Entertainment Tonight</em> has it on good authority that Angelina Jolie has <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/05/62181/index.html">given birth to twins.</a> Is this going to get even more press than <em>Sex and the City</em> today??? <strong><em>UPDATE</em></strong>: the twin girls are named <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/Angelina-Jolie-Names-Twins-Isla-Marcheline-and-Amelie-Jane">Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane</a>! • Lindsay Lohan was <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/exclusive-lindsay-lohans-late-night-trip-to-the-er-there-is-no-drama">at the E.R.</a> last night in Los Angeles! Don't worry, it wasn't as a patient &mdash; she was visiting a sick friend. Our possibly lesbian blossom is doing just fine on the set of her new film, <em>Labor Pains</em>, sources tell <em>Us</em>. • Prince William has been named the <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/29/hottest.royal/index.html">"hottest young royal"</a> by <em>Forbes</em>, followed by his little brother Harry at number 2. Come on <em>Forbes</em>, we all know that William is the smart one and Harry is the cute one. [<a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/05/62181/index.html">ET</a>, <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/exclusive-lindsay-lohans-late-night-trip-to-the-er-there-is-no-drama">Us</a>, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/29/hottest.royal/index.html">CNN</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5011887/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 May 2008 12:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica G.]]></dc:creator>
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