Kristen Bell Proposes to Dax Shepard

In today’s Tweet Beat, Kristen Bell needs to find herself a sloth minister, the rest of Twitter celebrates DOMA and Prop 8 getting overturned, and Anthony Bourdain tweets some meat.

.@daxshepard1 will you marry me? Xo #marriageequality #loveislove”

— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) June 26, 2013

@IMKristenBell Fuck Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) June 26, 2013

Don’t wanna traffic in stereotypes but let’s be real: I’m gonna love a gay wedding.

— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 26, 2013

Nobody listening- we’re busy cheering RT @MMFlint: Scalia now reading his angry dissent, using words like “diseased root.” #dinosaur

— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) June 26, 2013

Idea: let’s just call it marriage now!

— Samantha Bee (@iamsambee) June 26, 2013

I’m so happy about today’s decision I could kiss a man! http://t.co/rqsWeibdMs

— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) June 26, 2013

All people ARE created equal. (except for the jerks)

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 26, 2013

And so did I, Mike. “@GovMikeHuckabee: My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that determined that same sex marriage is okay: “Jesus wept.””

— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) June 26, 2013

Good Lord. I’m crying like I did when Will Smith had to hug his dog to death in I Am Legend. #SpoilerAlert #RIPSam #LoveIsLove

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) June 26, 2013

Weird picture of Scalia’s dissent from the bench. pic.twitter.com/4I8iOR0wCN

— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) June 26, 2013

On this glorious day, why am I getting garbage on my timeline about “reducing flab?” Really? I am not about that life today. #haters

— Official Wanda Sykes (@iamwandasykes) June 26, 2013

RT @GayBipolarWicca: @AARONCARTER please notice your gay fans 😉 would love a follow; would make my year 🙂 … http://t.co/JswPdW5DRM

— Aaron Carter (@AARONCARTER) June 26, 2013

#equalityforall pic.twitter.com/LhJwuYb5da

— Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) June 26, 2013

Yaaaaaay! Now the wedding planners can get married!! Congrats LGBT community! XC

— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) June 26, 2013

Whenever I tweet something pro gay marriage or pro choice, I lose followers but it feels like brushing dandruff off my shoulders.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) June 26, 2013

Sicily pic.twitter.com/vi2KCdNa2Y

— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) June 26, 2013

.@realstaceydash @paula_deen Stacey, Stacey, Stacey.

— Jackée Harry (@JackeeHarry) June 26, 2013

As hard as it is to believe, sexting pervert Anthony Weiner is leading in some polls for Mayor of NYC.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 26, 2013

After the girls took this picture, they called me and told me that the only person as cool as me is… http://t.co/ZLkfvitato

— Diddy (@iamdiddy) June 26, 2013

Dear diary, I had a dream last night that @cher tweeted me. Please tell me I’m not dreaming. Take me home @cher !

— Kelly Ripa (@KellyRipa) June 26, 2013

I just got a FILTHY text from Joan Didion. It ended with a marriage proposal but it began with a pic of what Iooks like a bisected cricket?

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 26, 2013

I’m still very angry that Crash beat Brokeback Mountain at the Oscars and nothing will ever change that.

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) June 26, 2013

Okay, but can you recommend any books for adults? pic.twitter.com/HwLmyOP7dK

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) June 26, 2013

Elf is such a funny movie. Haven’t seen it in so long. Love will ferrel.

— Jonah Hill (@JonahHill) June 26, 2013

New name for periods = “stigtwata”

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 26, 2013

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