Jezebel: Kittens

Meet Harvey Dent, The Kitten With Two Faces

Madeleine Davies — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:20:00 EST

Yes, the two-faced kitten is surprisingly adorable, but I am more concerned with getting this couple their own reality show. More »

TGIF!

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:50:00 EST

Sarcazzer writes: "This is Loki (white) and Eris (cute), who are slowly but surely destroying our furniture while they chase each other around. Eris likes greeting visitors by lying on her back with her paws spread out (too much Jersey Shore). Loki is mostly awkward and has a hard time expressing his love well (which is why he turned to booze)." Images via email. More »

Kitten Agility Training is the Best Agility Training

Madeleine Davies — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:50:00 EST

The buzz is that Jack Flash, this adorable Tonkinese kitten, will clean up at the London Olympics this summer. From the looks of the video, his competition better be nervous. More »

TGIF!

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:50:00 EST

Michele writes: "Here are some pics of Mr. Nicholas. He likes to get in the sink and sit there, I have no idea why... I love my little man!" Images via email, horizontal works best. More »

Fawn Cuddles Kitten, Hearts Explode

Madeleine Davies — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 16:20:00 EST

Group Of Kittens Completely Entranced By Ice Skater

Whitney Jefferson — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:45:00 EST

Is it time for the Winter Olympics again yet? No? Good, that gives me enough time to adopt a kitty in time to try this experiment for my own. More »

Meet The Poor Lady Scared To Death Of Kittens

Whitney Jefferson — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:20:00 EST

Animal Planet's My Extreme Animal Phobia is still churning out episodes of regular people with animal-related fears and just like they did with man terrified of puppies, this week they forced a woman scared of kittens into the local ASPCA. While I feel for Sandra, I also appreciated her friend's assessment of the situation: "The cats, they are behind the cage, it's not like they can get to her. It's like when she hears 'meow' she starts crying — and I'm like, 'Are you serious?'" To Sandra's credit, staring directly into a feline's strong glare can be creepy sometimes — and let's be honest: they are the devil's pet. More »

Adorable Kitten Grooms A Hot Dude's Hair

Jenna Sauers — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:15:00 EST

Once I had a cat that liked to lick people's armpits. Late at night, one would awake to find she'd burrowed under the sheets, her tiny, furry head pressing into one's armpit, followed inevitably by a scratchy, darting tongue. I would lie there, wracked with ticklishness, but unable to bring myself to swat the poor beast away, because what she was doing was actually kind of sweet, if you think about it. I mean, it's weird, but unlike so much else that they do, well-intentioned. Probably. This video is sort of like that, only the grooming kitten keeps it above the neck. [Via Racked] More »

Iconic Album Covers Reimagined With Kittens

Whitney Jefferson — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:40:00 EDT

By now, we've all come to love the single-serving tumblr blogs like Gosling vs. Puppies, Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses and Ridiculous Pictures Of Celine Dion — but this latest creation may just be the best. More »

13 Dead Kittens Pulled From House In Terribly Tragic Hoarders Episode

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 12:00:00 EDT

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Last night's episode of Hoarders featured John, a man living in New Jersey with a cat hoarding problem. In the beginning of the show, John, who is retired, said, "I love my cats… But I know I have too many of them." His house was saturated in urine and coated with feces, and there were cats living in the walls and in the ceilings. John lived with his mother — his "best friend and closest companion" — most of his life, and she was, in his words, a "cat lady." His hoarding was basically passed down to him. And after his mother died, John's cat situation grew worse — he went from having 12 cats to housing nearly 30. When the Horders crew went through John's house, they opened rooms that had been closed off for a while… and found litters of dead kittens. More »

TGIF!

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 17:11:00 EDT

Adriana writes, "My kitten and I enjoy Jezebel!" Image via email. (Horizontal only, please!) More »

TGIF!

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:35:00 EDT

Danielle writes, "Here are some shots of my girls, Audrey (black) and Gracie (gray) being little divas." Images via email. (Horizontal only, please!) More »

Happy Hump Day!

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:50:00 EDT

Victoria writes, "This is a picture of my kitten, 'Babycat.' Adorable overload or controlling your mind? Science doesn't know." Image via email. Send us a (horizontal) photo of your pet and it could end up right here! More »

Canadian Prime Minister Adopts Adorable Kitten

Whitney Jefferson — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 14:45:00 EDT

While the leader of our nation is probably pulling his hair out over the ridiculous debt talks, Canada's Prime Minister Stephen Harper has it made: he's spending time with his brand-new kitten, Stanley. More »

TGIF!

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 17:39:00 EDT

[Yawn. Image via Here Kitty Kitty.] More »

Happy Hump Day!

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 18 May 2011 17:55:00 EDT

[Jen writes: "Here are my two cats, Penny and Portia, when they were kittens." Image via email.] More »

Teeny Tiny Kitty Has Teeny Tiny Milk Moustache

Whitney Jefferson — Mon, 16 May 2011 18:40:00 EDT

Got Milk? This cat does — all over his face, in fact — but at least he's adorable enough to really pull it off. More »

Everything Sucks Today, So Here Are Some Cute Animals.

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 16:25:00 EST

It's been a rough day, capping off a very tough week, so consider this an extended version of our usual TGIF cute animal picture. More »

Your Obligatory, Adorable Puppy Bowl VII Highlights

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 14:03:00 EST

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Did you miss last night's Puppy Bowl showdown on Animal Planet? Check out our highlight reel to see all the big plays, fuzzy fumbles, and general canine cuteness you missed. More »

Happy Hump Day!

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:50:00 EST

[Image via Buzzfeed, for 30 Photos of Cats Saying 'Sup, click here.]

TGIF!

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 17:10:00 EST

[Hungry cat is hungry.] More »

Happy Hump Day!

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:24:00 EST

[Image via Fuck Yeah Cats And Food.]

Adorable Fainting Kittens Are Adorable (Updated)

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 18:26:00 EDT

In this video, kittens Charlie and Spike both become momentarily paralyzed as they play due to myotonia congenita or "fainting goat" syndrome. The condition is extremely unusual in cats and prevents them from running or jumping, but otherwise they're normal. More »

Lulu Kindly Asks You To Shut The Damn Door

Dodai Stewart — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 12:00:00 EDT

[This is Lulu. Aka Looschmoo, aka Lewis, aka Louise, aka Schmoois, aka Smitten, aka Schmitten, aka Mini-Moo, aka Booboo, aka Bitty-Boo, aka Evil One. Image via Jenna Sauers.]

Prison Inmates Rescue Injured Kitten

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 16:15:33 EDT

After inmates at a prison in Gowanda, N.Y. freed a three-month-old kitten from a barbed wire fence, they gave him to the SPCA for treatment, then donated $1,000 to the organization. "Rocky" has been adopted by an inmate's family. More »

Happy Hump Day!

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 16:40:00 EDT

[Image via FuckYeahCatsAndFood.]

Kitten Massage Update: Kittens Now Cats

Katie Luscombe — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 11:58:00 EDT

Thanks to the Internet, not only have we learned that kittens sometimes knead each other in a massage-like fashion, but that these lil' guys are are all grown up, and still at it. My, how they've grown! Observe: More »

TGIF!

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 17:01:00 EDT

[Image via Dream Cats.]

And Now A Moment Of Kitten Massage

Hortense Smith — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 13:55:00 EDT

In happier news, look! Kitten massage! [Buzzfeed] More »

The Story Of Bristol And Levi, As Depicted By Cats

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:32:00 EDT

Turtle porn, kitty three-ways, and butt-sniffing puppies: This is the real story behind America's favorite new-old couple. More »

Mel Gibson's 12 Most Disgusting Quotes, Presented By Kittens

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:23:00 EDT

For those who can't handle actually listening to Mel Gibson's insane, hate-filled phone calls, Buzzfeed has paired his 12 worst comments with pictures of adorable kittens to soften the blow. A noble attempt, but even kitties can't redeem Mel now. More »

Adorable Marines Rescue Adorable Kittens In Afghanistan; Cuddling Ensues

Sadie Stein — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:28:00 EDT

Yes, we have to do another kitty post. But this one's different, a matter of international interest. News from Afghanistan may be grim, but everyone can find solace in these images of lost or abandoned kittens rescued by U.S. marines. More »

Tiny Kitten Wears Tiny Hat, Eats Tiny Ice Cream Cone

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 19:40:54 EDT

Check out this insanely cute commercial featuring a kitten wearing a tiny hat and licking an ice cream cone! Sure, ice cream isn't good for cats and this tells us nothing about L.A.'s Lake Street Creamery, but who cares? [AdRants] More »

Happy Hump Day!

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:50:00 EDT

[Sochi, June 9. Image via AP.]

Grieving Chihuahua Adopts Nine Kittens

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:20:00 EDT

A chihuahua named Buttercup whose puppy died has adopted two litters of abandoned kittens at a Vancouver animal hospital. "She still had milk and she took to these babies right away. She hasn't left them since," says Buttercup's owner. [MontrealGazette] More »

Happy Hump Day!

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 26 May 2010 15:50:00 EDT

[Image via Snuzzy.com]

Auto-Tune Kittens Steal Your Hip-Hop Heart

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 11 May 2010 17:30:00 EDT

Finally, Auto-Tune used for the powers of good! Click to watch adorable kitties sing along as their owner raps about the trappings of thug life, including hitting the clubs, hacking up hairballs, and and getting hugs. [Buzzfeed] More »

Animal Watching: Is Cute On The Way Out?

Katy Kelleher — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 14:40:00 EDT

In case you haven't been to Google yet, now is a good time to mention that it's Earth Day. Not into recycling or picking up trash? Celebrate with some Animal Planet. Or Cute Overload. Animals are so big right now. More »

Video: Cute Kittens French Kissing

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:30:00 EDT

OK, they may just be licking cat food crumbs off each other's faces, but it's still adorable. [Buzzfeed] More »