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				<em><small>Adriana writes, "My kitten and I enjoy Jezebel!" Image via <a href="mailto:dodai@jezebel.com">email</a>. (Horizontal only, please!)</small></em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5843376/tgif" title="Click here to read more about TGIF!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Sep 2011 17:11:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Watch A Dreaming Kitten Get Sleep-Hugged By Her Mom]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 May 2011 16:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Teeny Tiny Kitty Has Teeny Tiny Milk Moustache]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 99G_7cW1Pxs --><!-- /videoId: 99G_7cW1Pxs --> Got Milk? This cat <a href="http://www.sayomg.com/omg-got-milk/">does</a> &mdash; all over his face, in fact &mdash; but at least he's adorable enough to really pull it off.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5802383/teeny-tiny-kitty-has-teeny-tiny-milk-moustache" title="Click here to read more about Teeny Tiny Kitty Has Teeny Tiny Milk Moustache">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 May 2011 18:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sleepy Kitty Doesn't Want to Wake Up]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Apr 2011 16:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kitten Tries to Liberate Friend From Box]]></title>
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				When one of our friends is stuck in a plastic box, we help them get out of the box by pulling off the lid. But this kitten employs a different method: jumping on top of the box.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5740800/kitten-tries-to-liberate-friend-from-box" title="Click here to read more about Kitten Tries to Liberate Friend From Box">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 22 Jan 2011 19:15:21 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauri Apple]]></dc:creator>
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				Julia the Kitten tries to get Jack the Dog to pay attention to her, because she's vivacious and playful and wants to have fun. But stubborn Jack is all, "yeah whatever, little girl-cat."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5734624/this-cat-just-wants-somebody-to-play-with" title="Click here to read more about This Cat Just Wants Somebody to Play With">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 Jan 2011 17:15:22 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauri Apple]]></dc:creator>
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<p class="small">[Image via Buzzfeed, for 30 Photos of Cats Saying 'Sup, click <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/30-photos-of-cats-saying-sup">here</a>.] </p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5731811/happy-hump-day" title="Click here to read more about Happy Hump Day!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Jan 2011 17:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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<p class="small">[Image via <a href="http://fuckyeahcatsandfood.tumblr.com/post/1567759322">Fuck Yeah Cats And Food</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5692574/happy-hump-day" title="Click here to read more about Happy Hump Day!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:24:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Sep 2010 17:01:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Aug 2010 17:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Jun 2010 18:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica Coen]]></dc:creator>
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				 This <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/hungry-kitty-begs-for-food-ru/">kitten</a> begging for food is one of the cutest things we've ever seen.  We just hope actual starvation didn't drive him to it. [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLEAFe2RfBc">YouTube</a> via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/hungry-kitty-begs-for-food-ru/">BuzzFeed</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5304628/please-sir-may-i-have-some-more" title="Click here to read more about Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Meet <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ACEA SCHOMAKER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ACEA SCHOMAKER" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/acea-schomaker/">Acea Schomaker</a>, 20. He wanted his hyper kitten to "chill," so he stuffed her in a bong made from a clear plastic box. Cops say the cat was "dazed" when removed. [<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/02/national/main4839832.shtml?source=RSSattr=U.S._4839832">CBS News</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5163427/dazed--abused" title="Click here to read more about Dazed & Abused">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Sad news: Remember that baby red panda that was <a href="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/07/red-panda-adopt.html">adopted by a domestic cat</a> and her four kittens? The panda <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/18/panda.dies.ap/">died</a>, apparently after  choking on milk. • Russia's booming economy (combined with weak borders and no laws for victim's rights) means more <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/18/russia.prostitution/index.html?eref=rss_topstories">sex slaves</a> and human trafficking.  • An Army training plan to <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/07/18/national/main4271069.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_4271069">shoot live pigs</a> and treat their wounds to teach medics how to treat wounded soldiers has angered PETA. • A woman with a previous charge of plotting to steal another woman's infant claims to have <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/07/18/national/main4271081.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_4271081">bought a baby</a> for $1,000 from an unknown woman.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5026829/adopted-panda-passes-away--woman-buys-baby-for-1000" title="Click here to read more about Adopted Panda Passes Away • Woman Buys Baby For $1,000">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Parental Guidance Suggested]]></title>
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				You may not want to watch <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-16-this-is-what-the-crackheads-do-together">this video</a>. It stars Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse in a bra, a baby mouse and a kitten. Nothing really happens, and yet. So disturbing. Click the picture to see embedded clip. [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-16-this-is-what-the-crackheads-do-together">Perez Hilton</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/391316/parental-guidance-suggested" title="Click here to read more about Parental Guidance Suggested">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 May 2008 14:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>John Travolta goes all Tom Cruise and says to 'just say no' to psychiatric drugs. Believe us, we've tried. And all that happened was a lot of crying and a lot of weight-gain. [<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=3295411&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312">ABC News</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/270743/john-travolta-can-blow-us-really" title="Click here to read more about John Travolta Can Blow Us. Really.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Jun 2007 18:59:19 EDT]]></pubDate>
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