We were already stoked about Kitten Bowl — The Hallmark Channel's fuzzy wuzzy answer to Puppy Bowl — but it turns out this is gonna be even more meowvelous (sorry) than purrveiously (sorry) expecated (sorry).
According to Vulture:
Now new details have finally emerged: Beth Stern, wife of Howard Stern, will host, Yankees radio announcer John Sterling will do the play-by-play, and the special will run from noon to 9 p.m. Also, 60 to 70 kittens will be involved in the festivities, which will include playoffs and a championship showdown.
I repeat: 60 to 70 kittens!!!!!