Jezebel: Kim

Siri Goes Rogue, Tells A 12-Year-Old Boy To 'Shut The Fuck Up'

Cassie Murdoch — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:45:00 EST

British tween Charlie Le Quesne and his mom were shopping at a store in England when he picked up an iPhone 4S on display and innocently asked Siri, "How many people are there in the world?" The 12-year-old, expecting the phone's automated assistant to give him a number, got a real shock when instead Siri answered, "Shut the fuck up, you ugly twat." Whoa, girl, watch your mouth!!! Charlie's mother, Kim, couldn't believe what she'd heard, so they asked the same question, thinking it must have been an error. But crabby Siri fired back with the very same expletive-laden rant. More »

Kim Kardashian Is Making A Mint From Her Own Porn

Luke Malone — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 09:00:00 EDT

She hawks everything from cheap perfume to public toilets, but another classy revenue earner for the Kim Kardashian empire is her sex tape — you know, the thing responsible for kick-starting her perplexing career. While we knew she decided to settle for a cut of the profits in lieu of blocking sales, Vivid Video founder Steven Hirsch, who owns the rights to the footage, says it's earning her a lot more than you'd think. "I expect the Kim tape to surpass [the Pamela Anderson video]," he says of his most profitable acquisition. "With the Internet, people feel more comfortable with celebrities than ever before. They follow them on Twitter and on Facebook, so it's just a natural progression that they'd be interested in seeing them in an adult movie." [CNN] More »

Alleged Scam Rocks Devoted Anthropologie Community

Anna North — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 15:20:00 EDT

Did an Anthropologie enthusiast create a "personal shopping service" to scam trusting readers out of their money? That's what some are claiming — and their accusations have rocked the weird world of "Anthro-blogging." More »

Kim Kardashian Not Mystery Buyer of Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 11:00:28 EDT

Someone has been trying to buy the rights to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian's sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. There's been speculation that the party interested in paying the porn company the tape's $30 million asking price is actually Kim and giant husband Kris themselves, but those rumors were debunked yesterday when the buyer met with Vivid representatives. If the bid's successful, the buyer promises to reveal why s/he is doing it. More »

"Take Your Workaholism and Shove It," Say Dutch Women—Can We Do This, Too?

Lauri Apple — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 18:30:00 EST

Fewer than 10% of Dutch women work full-time, and face one of the highest wage gaps in Europe—"and they like it this way," says Slate writer Jessica Olien. American women, put down those Blackberries and take note. More »

Lindsay Lohan Fails Drug Test, Faces Jail Time

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 19:04:00 EDT

Lindsay Lohan reportedly tested positive for cocaine in a court-ordered drug test last week. According to the terms of her probation, she'll go back to jail for 30 days.

Fantasia Hospitalized After Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:11:00 EDT

Fantasia Barrino was hospitalized last night after overdosing on aspirin and sleeping pills. Her manager says she was "overwhelmed by the lawsuit and media attention" related to her relationship with a married man and it seems she tried to commit suicide.

American Apparel Losing More Money; Knock-Offs Are "Scary," Says Fashion

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 19 May 2010 11:30:00 EDT

American Apparel's stock sank to a 52-week low yesterday after news that its quarterly loss had widened, and that it had received a de-listing warning from the New York Stock Exchange. What, neon onesies aren't great business? [TS]

Ross And Rachel Are No Longer Friends; Amy Winehouse "Wants A Baby"

Hortense Smith — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 10:35:00 EDT

Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer are reportedly no longer talking after Aniston admitted while on The Late Show with David Letterman that she didn't know who Schwimmer's fiance was:

Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:30:00 EST

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Today in Tweet Beat, members of different Real Housewives cities are getting friendly, millionaire matchmaker Patti Stanger gives ridiculously sexist dating advice, and adult performer Mary Carey is oddly offended by nudity at her gym. More »

"I Would Defend This Show To My Death:" Evaluating The Real Housewives

Anna North — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

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Jim Farber of the New York Daily News asks what's got to be today's most pressing question: should we feel bad for liking The Real Housewives? More »

Lindsay Destroys A Cake, Madonna's Neighbors Sue, And Hugh Might Turn Down The Oscars

Hortense Smith — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:00:00 EDT

Lindsay Lohan accidentally ruined a cake at a Victoria's Secret party, as she thought the cake was actually a giant perfume bottle. "She accidentally poked a hole right in the middle of it." says a source. Team Pie shenanigans! [PageSix]

Chris Brown Sentencing Delayed; Anna & Stephen Are Engaged

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:30:00 EDT

Chris Brown was supposed to be sentenced today for pleading guilty to felony assault, but the sentencing was postponed to August 27 so the judge could review his full community service schedule, which she wants to include hard labor. [TMZ]

MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:30:00 EDT

According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.

Lindsay Accused Of Jewel Theft; Janice Sent To Costa Rican Hospital

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:30:00 EDT

Police are investigating Lindsay Lohan because she's accused of walking off with the jewels she wore during a photo shoot for British Elle. [The Sun]

4 Out Of 5 Real Housewives Of Atlanta Are Actually Broke

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

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Has Bravo pulled one over on us, passing these women off as Atlanta's "elite"? After the jump delve into the financial and legal messes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. More »

Madonna To Replace Guy With Gwyneth?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST

Madonna is "begging" Gwyneth Paltrow to move back to New York so they can hang out and do yoga or whatever. Gwynnie lives in London with hubby Chris Martin, son Moses and daughter Apple. Will her Madgesty get what she wants? [The Sun]
We reported this before and it may actually happen: Madonna is orchestrating a Britney-Justin reunion! Brit and JT will be on stage with Madge tonight when her Sticky & Sweet tour stops at Dodger Stadium. People are going to freak the fuck out. [Yahoo News]
Brad Pitt and Oprah were both at the Obama victory rally in Grant Park, Chicago, but they missed one another "I was looking for you and would have invited you down to sit with the rest of us," Oprah told Brad. "You mean the non-VIP area?" Brad joked. He assured her that he took public transportation to be at the rally "just like everyone else." [Star]