It’s rare that I get to sincerely compliment a Kardashian, so let’s savor this moment: It’s pretty refreshing how much Kim Kardashian openly hates being pregnant. As she recently put it on her website, “I’m feeling like a fucking whale.”

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Kim is also rightly mad at her unborn baby for “sitting” on her bladder and causing her heartburn. She is rightly mad at pregnancy for being “the worst experience of my life.”

Hang in there, girl. This too shall pass.

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[US Weekly]


Blac Chyna may have committed Future’s name to her skin, but Future has not committed to her.

We’ll let you two work this out in private.


Adele did not play it cool when meeting Stevie Nicks:

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“I was sobbing all over her, oh my God. I don’t really like crying in front of famous people because it’s awkward and it can make them feel really uncomfortable. But I couldn’t contain myself.”

As someone who’s sobbed while LISTENING to Stevie Nicks, I totally get it. [Page Six]


  • I don’t know what Kylie Jenner is talking about in this video, but maybe you do. [THG]
  • Marc Jacobs didn’t host a wild orgy. He hosted a mild orgy. [US Weekly]
  • Buffy’s Nicholas Brennan has checked into rehab for depression. Hang in there, Xan-Man. [Page Six]
  • A baby is the new face of Mac’s VIVA Glam campaign. [MTV]
  • Gwen Stefani wasn’t prepared to answer questions about her high profile divorce. [US Weekly]

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