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			<title><![CDATA[North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Is Dead]]></title>
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				All those journalists who thought their year-end wrap up lists were done were sorely mistaken. North Korean state television just <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204791104577107350219610874.html">announced</a> that dictator Kim Jong Il has died at age 69. A "weeping television announcer" said Kim died from fatigue during a train ride on Saturday. It's <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2011/12/18/world/asia/AP-AS-Korea-Kim-Jong-Il.html">believed</a> that the "Dear Leader" suffered a stroke in 2008 and had diabetes and heart disease. Last year Kim named his third son, twenty-something Kim Jong Un, as his successor.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869202/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-il-is-dead" title="Click here to read more about North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Is Dead">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 Dec 2011 22:16:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Time to Get Jong-Il With Hillary Clinton]]></title>
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				The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #secretaryofstate" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #secretaryofstate" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/secretaryofstate/">Secretary of State</a> has invited the foreign ministers of South Korea and Japan <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/12/north_korea_summit.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nymag%2Fintel+%28Daily+Intelligencer+-+New+York+Magazine%29">to discuss</a> WTF is up with North Korea and its recent bad behavior. Suggestion: They should begin the meeting with some <a href="http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/">Kim Jong-Il Looking at Things</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5706203/time-to-get-jong+il-with-hillary-clinton" title="Click here to read more about Time to Get Jong-Il With Hillary Clinton">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 04 Dec 2010 16:40:18 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[World Leaders' Vanity Exposed By Wikileaks]]></title>
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				Policy wonks are still debating the implications of the 250,000 documents dumped by Wikileaks last night. But one thing is indisputable: There is some serious bitchery going on in those diplomatic cables, particularly about male vanity. Our favorites:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5701229/the-vanity-of-world-leaders-exposed-by-wikileaks" title="Click here to read more about World Leaders' Vanity Exposed By Wikileaks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[North Korea's Glorious Leader Now Fashion Icon, Says North Korea's Glorious Leader]]></title>
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				"The august image of the Great General, who is always wearing the modest suit while working, leaves a deep impression on people's mind in the world," <a href="http://www.france24.com/en/20100407-nkorea-leader-sets-world-fashion-trend-pyongyang">says Pyongyang's state website</a>. Leisure suits for all! All hail the Glorious Leader! [<a href="http://www.france24.com/en/20100407-nkorea-leader-sets-world-fashion-trend-pyongyang">France24</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5511670/north-koreas-glorious-leader-now-fashion-icon-says-north-koreas-glorious-leader" title="Click here to read more about North Korea's Glorious Leader Now Fashion Icon, Says North Korea's Glorious Leader">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 Apr 2010 12:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BILL CLINTON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BILL CLINTON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bill-clinton/">Bill Clinton</a> <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/03/AR2009080302868.html?wprss=rss_nation">arrived in North Korea today</a> to negotiate the release of imprisoned American journalists <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LAURA LING" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LAURA LING" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/laura-ling/">Laura Ling</a> and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged EUNA LEE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged EUNA LEE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/euna-lee/">Euna Lee</a>. Some say his visit all but assures their release, while others are more skeptical.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5329566/president-clinton-in-n-korea-to-negotiate-journalists-release" title="Click here to read more about President Clinton In N. Korea To Negotiate Journalists' Release">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yesterday, journalist Lisa Ling received a third <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/07/08/nkorea.journalists/index.html?eref=rss_world">phone call</a> from her sister Laura, now imprisoned in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NORTH KOREA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NORTH KOREA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/north-korea/">North Korea</a> for 114 days, and a friend of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL JACKSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL JACKSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michael-jackson/">Michael Jackson</a> says the King of Pop <a href="http://www.heralddeparis.com/michael-jackson-wanted-to-help-laura-ling-euna-lee/43163">wished he could help</a> Laura and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged EUNA LEE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged EUNA LEE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/euna-lee/">Euna Lee</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5310838/detained-journalist-makes-contact-and-michael-jackson-wanted-to-help" title="Click here to read more about Detained Journalist Makes Contact, And Michael Jackson Wanted To Help">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Protests In Iran Persist; North Korea Continues Provocations]]></title>
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				It's the return of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CRAPPY HOUR" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CRAPPY HOUR" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/crappy-hour/">Crappy Hour</a>! Today, the <a href="http://washingtonindependent.com/author/spencer_ackerman/">Washington Independent</a>'s Spencer "<a href="http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/">Attackerman</a>" Ackerman rejoins me with an analysis of the situations in Iran, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NORTH KOREA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NORTH KOREA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/north-korea/">North Korea</a>, and Afghanistan... plus a primer on why I should sleep with Jewish men.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5299586/protests-in-iran-persist-north-korea-continues-provocations" title="Click here to read more about Protests In Iran Persist; North Korea Continues Provocations">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Iran's Supreme Leader, <strong>Ayatollah Ali Khamenei</strong>, has decided the best way to lead the country while thousands of people are protesting the fraudulent elections is to tell them to shut up, accept the results or risk a violent crackdown. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31440649/ns/world_news-mideastn_africa/">MSNBC</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5296705/irans-supreme-leader-sit-down-and-shut-up" title="Click here to read more about Iran's Supreme Leader: Sit Down And Shut Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><strong>Hillary Clinton</strong> (and <strong>Joe Biden</strong>) wants <strong>President Obama</strong> to talk tough on <strong>Iran</strong>, sympathetic on the opposition. The <strong>Secretary of State</strong> is also currently recuperating from a <strong>fractured elbow</strong>, which will require surgery in a few weeks.  [<a href="http://theplumline.whorunsgov.com/vice-president-biden/report-hillary-and-biden-want-obama-to-talk-tougher-on-iran/">Plum Line</a>, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/18/clinton.arm/index.html?eref=rss_us">CNN</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5295291/mildly+hurt-madame-hillary-wants-obama-to-get-harsher-on-iran" title="Click here to read more about Mildly-Hurt Madame Hillary Wants Obama To Get Harsher On Iran">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Last night, <strong>Sarah Palin</strong> ended up stopping by a Republican fundraiser that she was scheduled to headline, dropped out of and tried to get back into when her 2012 rival, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEWT GINGRICH" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEWT GINGRICH" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/newt-gingrich/">Newt Gingrich</a></strong>, took her slot. [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/08/AR2009060802061.html?wprss=rss_politics">Washington Post</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5284418/republicans-decide-sarah-palin-best-seen-not-heard" title="Click here to read more about Republicans Decide Sarah Palin Best Seen, Not Heard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>There are already quotes from the Palin-Gibson confab! She threatens war with Russia, sidesteps the hubris question, and can't blink! It sounds all kinds of fair and balanced and totally not fluffy. Just because they're taking a stroll together doesn't mean it was too chummy.[<a href="http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/09/abc_news_flashes.php">Mark Ambinder</a>, <a href="http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/09/excerpts_from_gibsonpalin.php">Mark Ambinder</a>, <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/politics/sarah_palin_war_has_got_to_be_a_last_option_we_must_not_blink_charlie_94292.asp?c=rss">TV Newser</a>]
<li>But just because ABC is stretching the interview into 5 different news segments doesn't mean they're looking to boost ratings, obviously. The first segment airs tonight during what I like to call "drinking time" and other people consider "dinner time." [<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2008/09/first-palin-tv.html">LA Times</a>]
<li>In a page from Bush's playbook, Palin conducts state business on a personal email account to avoid disclosure laws, since that worked out so well for the Bush Administration. [<a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/10/palin-email-privilege/">Think Progress</a>]
<li>Obama may have been kidding about being a <em>Popular Mechanic</em> centerfold, but they're offering to take him up on it anyway. David Axelrod needs to jump on that shit, like, yesterday, and show the pistol-packin' mama (per Cindy McCain) who's a regular person. [<a href="http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/upgrade/4282382.html">Popular Mechanics</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5048729/palin-palin-palin-and-that-other-guy-too" title="Click here to read more about Palin, Palin, Palin And That Other Guy, Too">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Some days were made for mocking, and between Camille Paglia's <a href="http://www.salon.com/opinion/paglia/2008/09/10/palin/">assertions</a> that she's in touch with the "real" America and that Sarah Palin is the new Madonna, former Massachusetts governor Jane Swift's assertions that Barack Obama is a pig, North Korea's assertions that Kim Jong Il is totally fine and sending birthday greetings around the world and the <em>Washington Post</em> using this photo to demonstrate Sarah Palin's appeal to women, well, today is one of those days. Luckily, between Moe and <a href="http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/glamocracy">me</a>, we are totally up to that challenge. Fuck you, too, Wednesday.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5047810/pig-lips-crazy-eyes-camille-paglia-and-the-dear-leader" title="Click here to read more about Pig Lips, Crazy Eyes, Camille Paglia And The Dear Leader">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yo citizens! North Korea was just about to celebrate its 20th anniversary on our <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._list_of_state_sponsors_of_international_terrorism#cite_note-2">State Sponsors Of Terrorism</a> list when Condi Rice went and pulled them abruptly off it. Now <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121443815539505367.html?mod=opinion_main_commentaries">she's telling everyone we'll be sending them food and shit</a>!! <a href=http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy">Megan</a> is skeptical about this, but with food prices where they are right now and all the international finance institutions tipped off to North Korea's <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/23/magazine/23counterfeit.html?pagewanted=all">phony money</a> and the lid blown off their whole deal with Syria, maybe Kim Jong Il <em>himself</em> started feeling hungry. I don't know, he's been hiding from he paparazzi lately, but it's a thought. Anyway, so you think ending the Cold War was a good idea? How do you chemically castrate someone? Why do some polls say Obama is like 29 points ahead and others say it's a tie? Now that the Supreme Court is starting to look like they're sort of "over" killing people, how'd they rule on the DC handgun ban? And now that he's dissed Scarlett Johansson, what beautiful and lofty thing will Obama sell out next? Those questions (and many dumber ones) answered after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5019880/north-korea-to-eat-again" title="Click here to read more about North Korea To Eat Again!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Okay not really but! Everyone's favorite dictatorship <em>is</em> in the news today! (And: literally, <em>nothing</em> else is in the news today.) So the New York Philharmonic is playing Pyongyang. This is up there with the Altamont Speedway maybe. Will it be as wild? Are the liquor laws tough in North Korea? Is it really "just a country", like the <em>Washington Post</em> is telling us? Maybe we can sort all this out in tonight's Democratic debate. In the meantime, Fox News advances the theory that Barack Obama is part of some clandestine Skull & Bones for black geniuses, and Gennifer Flowers proves to be something of a <a href="http://wonkette.com/360619/gennifer-flowers-to-sell-historic-clinton-phone-sex-recordings">fair weather friend</a> to her new <a href="http://wonkette.com/politics/major-endorsements/flowers-for-hillary-331325.php">pal</a> Hillary! All that and more (uh, not much more) from me and <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy">Glamocracy</a>'s Megan Carpentier after the jump. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/360817/north-korea-plays-host-to-historic-visit-from-miley-cyrus" title="Click here to read more about North Korea Plays Host to Historic Visit From Miley Cyrus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"Kim Jong-Il. Leader of North Korea, Lea DeLaria impersonator, soccer mom." [<a href="http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/">Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/322978/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				<p class="small">A few months ago, we were watching <em>Entertainment Tonight</em> when all of a sudden Jim Carrey appeared talking all slow and medicated about Burma and how to remember how to pronounce "Aung San Suu Kyi." And we were like, "What's the big deal? That lady hasn't so much as left her house in years!" Um and if you get that joke you'll probably like "That's So <em>Jane</em>'s", the feature formed from a pun on the old slogan of <em>Jane</em> magazine and the Pentagon trade publication <em>Jane's Defence Weekly</em> which we provide for those of you who need a breather from the harsh realities of the crippling addictions and vicious custody battles of Brit and Linds and that girl from <em>Heroes</em>. This week Wonkette's <a href="http://wonkette.com/politics/ask-a-lobbyist-dept'/">Anonymous Lobbyist</a> talks Burma, TomKat, K-Fed and L'il Kim Jong Il with <a href="http://www.surrey.ac.uk/politics/profiles/abbott.htm">Dr. Jason Abbott</a>, a lecturer in International Politics at the University of Surrey and "owner of one hot British accent."</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/306796/korea-is-basically-the-hills-burma-is-like-katie-holmes" title="Click here to read more about Korea Is Basically 'The Hills'; Burma Is Like Katie Holmes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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