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			<title><![CDATA[Rehab Forces Lindsay Lohan To Confront Twitter Addiction]]></title>
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				<ul><li>At the Betty Ford Center, LiLo's also getting treatment for her Twitter addiction.  Cutting her off from technology "allows her to concentrate on herself," says a source. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lindsay_phone_free_JNxoObQxZN1WbcAUxhmGqO">Page Six</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5658944/rehab-forces-lindsay-lohan-to-confront-twitter-addiction" title="Click here to read more about Rehab Forces Lindsay Lohan To Confront Twitter Addiction">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Chooses Celibacy;  RPatz Doesn't Really Hate Vaginas]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Lady Gaga</strong> says she's decided "to be single at this point in my life because I don't have the time to get to know anybody. And you know what? It's OK. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5483213/lady-gaga-chooses-celibacy--rpatz-doesnt-really-hate-vaginas" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Chooses Celibacy;  RPatz Doesn't Really Hate Vaginas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Senior Citizen Asks Lindsay To Opera; Brooke Mueller Hospitalized]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Austrian <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #richardlugner" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #richardlugner" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/richardlugner/">Richard Lugner</a></strong>, a "quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearances on reality TV," has asked <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsaylohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> to be his date for the Vienna Opera Ball next month.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5453194/senior-citizen-asks-lindsay-to-opera-brooke-mueller-hospitalized" title="Click here to read more about Senior Citizen Asks Lindsay To Opera; Brooke Mueller Hospitalized">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Working For Tyra Could Be "Extremely Brutal", Hailey Claims Jon Pushed Her Against A Wall]]></title>
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				<ul><li>A former crew member of <i> The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tyrabanks" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tyrabanks" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tyrabanks/">Tyra Banks</a> Show</i> says that there was a high employee turnover rate at the show as Banks was a "diva" who  "could be pretty difficult to work for." [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/30/2009-12-30_some_employees_say_tyra_banks_was_a_terror_to_work_with_on_cw_gabfest.html">Gatecrasher</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5436951/working-for-tyra-could-be-extremely-brutal-hailey-claims-jon-pushed-her-against-a-wall" title="Click here to read more about Working For Tyra Could Be "Extremely Brutal", Hailey Claims Jon Pushed Her Against A Wall">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>The Pitkin County Department of Social Services is "aware" of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #charliesheen" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #charliesheen" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/charliesheen/">Charlie Sheen</a>'s case, as an official explains to TMZ: "When there is a domestic dispute and children are present in the home, we are always notified." [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/29/child-services-aware-of-charlie-sheen-arrest/">TMZ</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5436148/child-services-notified-about-charlie-sheen-case-avenged-sevenfold-drummer-dies-at-28" title="Click here to read more about Child Services "Notified" About Charlie Sheen Case; Avenged Sevenfold Drummer Dies At 28">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>This is not surprising: <strong>Nick Prugo</strong>, the 18-year-old accused of burglarizing <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong>'s house, was seen hanging out with Lindsay on the set of <em>Labor Pains</em> at least 10 times. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5364921/lindsay-knows-her-burglar-hasselhoffs-problem-from-meds-not-booze" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><strong>Rihanna</strong> will be subpoenaed to testify at a preliminary hearing on June 22 to determine if there is enough evidence to prosecute <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS BROWN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS BROWN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chris-brown/">Chris Brown</a></strong> for assault, and her lawyer says she'll be there. Also required to attend:  Chris Brown. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5272287/chris-and-rihannas-date-in-court--lohans-add-another-mug-shot-to-family-album" title="Click here to read more about Chris And Rihanna's Date In Court;  Lohans Add Another Mug Shot To Family Album">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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