Kesha Steals Dinosaur, Is Caught Glitter-Handed

In an Ocean’s 11 turn of events, Kesha has attempted one of the greatest museum heists of all time by walking out of the L.A. Natural History Museum gift shop with a toy dinosaur that she hadn’t paid for. (Such brilliant simplicity!) Unfortunately, the plan was foiled by a museum security guard and the trail of glitter that Kesha quite literally leaves everywhere.

According to TMZ, Kesha was at the museum for a wedding (good cover up) when she and assistant went into the gift shop, picked up a 3-foot to T-rex and exited the store with it:

On her way to the car security stopped them and asked them what was up with the prehistoric beast. Each said they thought the other paid and apologized for the misunderstanding. Kesha forked over the dinosaur and left.

Problem is … it was covered in glitter, so it had to endure a dino-wash … not sure you can resell that.

And?

And that wasn’t Kesha’s only problem. She posed on top of a Triceratops which was on display in the museum and got heat from archaeologists and others who felt it showed a lack of respect.

Can’t wait for the movie version.

[TMZ]

Alan Thicke—Growing Pains actor, The Facts of Life theme song composer and father of a human water bed—has spoken out about the Bill Cosby rape allegations, telling the Toronto Star that “there is no doubt in my mind Bill Cosby was a bad boy.” He continued (and please measure your expectations here, because, while it doesn’t get worse, it certainly doesn’t get better):

“When there’s that much conversation. When there’s that much smoke, there must be some fire. I’m sure that Bill must have been a bad boy. I think the issue will be to what degree.”

How is it that a 67-year-old referring to a 77-year-old as a “bad boy” is the least depressing part of this? [NYDN]

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Thank you, Iggy, for making the Top 4o so much more accepting of white artists. We really owe you one. [Gossip Cop]

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Asked about the Kenya Moore snub, Lupita Nyong’o actually responded “Who’s Kenya Moore?” and will forever be a hero. [Rhymes with Snitch]