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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Jan 2012 09:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Sure, this giant Kermit is cool-looking (the Muppet takes Manhattan!), but many of the balloons looming about New York City yesterday were scary as shit. Let's take a look at Macy's Thanksgiving Day horror-show.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5862604/the-macys-thanksgiving-parade-was-totally-terrifying/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Was Totally Terrifying">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Nov 2011 11:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Jason Segel hosted <em>Saturday Night Live</em> last night, and it ended up being one of the most hilarious episodes in a long time. He was surprisingly great, and the fact that he brought along a few of his costars from <em>The Muppets</em> was an added bonus.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5861192/jason-segel-makes-out-with-a-bunch-of-people-on-snl" title="Click here to read more about Jason Segel Made Out Bigtime On SNL">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 20 Nov 2011 12:05:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[Washington, DC, August 25.  <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #janehenson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #janehenson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/janehenson/">Jane Henson</a>, co-creator of the Muppets, participates in a ceremony at the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5621848/meet-the-muppet+maker" title="Click here to read more about Muppets Meet Their Maker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Bert and Ernie really <em>are</em> just friends, but there are plenty of other secrets about the inspiration for some of the characters on <em><a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SESAME STREET" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SESAME STREET" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sesame-street/">Sesame Street</a></em> and <em><a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE MUPPET SHOW" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE MUPPET SHOW" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/the-muppet-show/">The Muppet Show</a></em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5122188/the-origins-of-your-favorite-muppets-revealed" title="Click here to read more about The Origins Of Your Favorite Muppets, Revealed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"I just saw him the other day. He stays so busy lining up his little productions, then I show up and make them hits. It works marvellously that way. And we stay in constant contact thanks to spy satellites." <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2007/11/23/miss-piggy-interview-89520-20149296/">Miss Piggy on her ex-boyfriend, Kermit</a>. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2007/11/23/miss-piggy-interview-89520-20149296/">Mirror</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/325872/" title="Click here to read more about 
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