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				A few days ago, a Kenyan man named Omari was released from the hospital after recovering from injuries sustained while defending an orphanage from a band of roving thugs&mdash; by himself.  They slashed him in the face with a machete, leaving him with a large wound that required stitches.  After the incident, a founder of the Longonot Education Initiative appealed to community members of Reddit, asking for $2,000 so the orphanage could build a wall to protect them.  A modest request for a worthy cause.  So, how much did they raise for Omari and the orphanage?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5879983/man-hacked-in-the-face-defending-an-orphanage-justifiably-rewarded" title="Click here to read more about Man Hacked in the Face Defending an Orphanage Justifiably Rewarded">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Peace Prize-Winner Wangari Maathai Dies At 71]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: p5GX6JktJZg --><!-- /videoId: p5GX6JktJZg --> The Nobel Peace Prize-winning environmentalist activist Wangari Maathai died of ovarian cancer on Sunday at the age of 71. Her story is one of a woman both rewarded and reviled for her efforts to change her country and the world.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5843853/peace-prize+winner-wangari-maathai-dies-at-71" title="Click here to read more about Peace Prize-Winner Wangari Maathai Dies At 71">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Sep 2011 12:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				Remember that Idaho pharmacist that <a href="http://www.idahopress.com/news/article_d6a73c14-1eea-11e0-9f44-001cc4c03286.html">refused</a> to dispense an anti-uterine bleeding drug until she found out whether or not the woman had an abortion? The same battle is being waged daily around the world, only with access to misoprostol.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5817043/life+saving-drug-gets-entangled-in-abortion-politics" title="Click here to read more about Life-Saving Drug Gets Entangled In Abortion Politics">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jun 2011 13:55:12 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[How Barack Obama Sr.'s Love Life Got Him Kicked Out Of America]]></title>
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				The same day that President Obama released a copy of his longform birth certificate in order to, depending on whom you asked, put crazy rumors to rest or dignify racists or shed light on the extremeness of the right, another historical document from his family was being examined: His father's immigration file. A close <a href="http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/culture/2011/04/1944130/was-barack-obama-sr-eased-out-harvard-and-america-dating-white-women">reading</a> by writer Andrew Rice reveals that it tells a story of the government politely conspiring to kick Barack Obama Sr. out of the country &mdash; apparently for consorting with white women. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5796555/racism-or-how-barack-obama-srs-love-life-got-him-kicked-out-of-america" title="Click here to read more about How Barack Obama Sr.'s Love Life Got Him Kicked Out Of America">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:19:46 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Irin Carmon]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kenyan Polygamist Dies, Leaving Behind 100 Widows]]></title>
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				Ancentus "Danger" Akuku, a Kenyan man with more than <a href="http://www.newser.com/story/102159/polygamist-leaves-100-widows.html">100 wives</a>, has died at 93. Kenyan TV news reports that he may be buried as late as November so his 200 children, including a three-month-old baby, can attend.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5655991/kenyan-polygamist-dies-leaving-behind-100-widows" title="Click here to read more about Kenyan Polygamist Dies, Leaving Behind 100 Widows">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Oct 2010 10:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[Ngong, Kenya, August 4.  Kenyan Masai women wait in a line to vote for the new constitution.  Image via<a href="http://apimages.com"> AP</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5604489/we-wish-we-dressed-this-lovely-at-the-polls" title="Click here to read more about We Wish We Dressed This Lovely At The Polls">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Aug 2010 15:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[Wee, Kenya; February 23. Image via <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com">Getty</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5479059/wee-are-the-world" title="Click here to read more about Wee Are The World">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today, <a href="http://gawker.com/people/alexpareene/posts/">Gawker</a>'s <a href="http://trueslant.com/alexpareene/">Alex Pareene</a> and I mourn the passing of American action star Chuck Norris's brain, which has been infected with and ravaged by a scary sickness. R.I.P. Chuck! In happier news: Did we mention it's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PRESIDENT OBAMA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PRESIDENT OBAMA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/president-obama/">President Obama</a>'s birthday today?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5329624/chuck-norris-falls-victim-to-pathetic-political-pandemic" title="Click here to read more about Chuck Norris Falls Victim To Pathetic Political Pandemic">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In a conservative province of Kenya, a football team Unicef organized six years ago to encourage girls to attend HIV education classes has spawned thousands of teams for women.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5264730/football-teams-aim-to-educate-and-empower-female-athletes" title="Click here to read more about Football Teams Aim To Educate And Empower Female Athletes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 May 2009 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[Nairobi, May 14. Image via  <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com">Getty</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5254824/full-frontal-passion" title="Click here to read more about Full Frontal Passion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 May 2009 16:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kenyan Women Pull The Old "No Peace, No Sex" Gambit]]></title>
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				Will a week-long, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEX STRIKE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEX STRIKE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sex-strike/">sex strike</a> among Kenyan women forestall bloodshed in the East African country?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5235919/kenyan-women-pull-the-old-no-peace-no-sex-gambit" title="Click here to read more about Kenyan Women Pull The Old "No Peace, No Sex" Gambit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				•  Last Sunday an art installation featuring <a href="http://gothamist.com/2009/04/21/bodies_of_pyongyang.php">20 female performers inside a Plexiglas cube</a> was set up outside St. Mark's Church.  The piece is designed to raise awareness about women's issues in North Korea.  •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5222917/activists-crushed-in-cube-for-womens-rights-mothers-arrested-for-trying-to-birth-baby-hitlers" title="Click here to read more about Activists Crushed In Cube For Women's Rights • Mothers Arrested For Trying To Birth Baby Hitlers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				An ex-graffiti artist, 26, who goes by "JR" is traveling the world for a project: taking portraits of women affected by poverty and violence, and then pasting blown-up prints all over their cities.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5169013/photographer-publishes-plight-of-women-worldwide" title="Click here to read more about Photographer Publishes Plight Of Women Worldwide">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				For Obama's family in Kenya there are benefits and drawbacks to being related to the most powerful man in the world.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5134509/obamas-extended-family-deals-with-new-fame" title="Click here to read more about Obama's Extended Family Deals With New Fame">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Barack Obama's rise to the presidency has <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE4A50U320081106?feedType=RSS&feedName=lifestyleMolt">sparked</a> several mothers in Kenya, his father's homeland, to name their newborn boys after the U.S. president-elect. A couple in Florida have also announced that they named their child after the president-elect. And Barack isn't the only one getting baby-naming attention, one mother in Kenya named her daughter Michelle Obama after our future First Lady. [<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE4A50U320081106?feedType=RSS&feedName=lifestyleMolt">Reuters</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5078203/obamarama" title="Click here to read more about Obamarama">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As the sun rises on the debate day but sets on John McCain, one is forced to wonder: where are the racists at? And, it turns out they're at McCain-Palin rallies! <a href="http://time-blog.com/swampland/">Swampland</a>'s <a href="http://twitter.com/anamariecox">Ana Marie Cox</a> and I aren't surprised, any more than we're surprised that Dick Morris still sucks hooker's toes, and Todd Palin might be "borrowing" Sarah's underwear. Oh, and John McCain is probably losing and wants people the fuck off his lawn, you cunt.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5059962/stay-off-of-john-mccains-lawn" title="Click here to read more about Stay Off Of John McCain's Lawn!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-08-27-single-moms-succeed_N.htm?csp=34">New research pokes holes</a> in the old theory that the children of single-parents are more likely to be unsuccessful (Obama and Michael Phelps seemed to turn out just fine!). • The Planning Commission of Clayton, California has <a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2008/08/28/update-planning-commission-re-opens-girls-veggie-stand-despite-mayor-s-objection.aspx">decided to reinstate</a> that 11-year-old girl's produce stand that <a href="http://jezebel.com/5040153/police-shut-down-11+year+olds-roadside-stand--black-girls-more-likely-to-be-beaten-at-school">got shut down last week</a>, although the town's mayor (who previously called the girl "selfish") isn't too happy. •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5043214/single+parent-families-give-rise-to-successful-spawn--new-bill-in-kenya-sparks-abortion-debate" title="Click here to read more about Single-Parent Families Give Rise To Successful Spawn • New Bill In Kenya Sparks Abortion Debate">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Deborah Potter runs the Village Earth Bead Market in Philadelphia, where she does more than simply help her customers make beaded projects, she also helps <a href="http://www.philly.com/inquirer/magazine/20080806_A_Phila__bead_shop_helps_send_Masai_girls_to_school.html">Kenyan girls go to school</a>. Potter works in conjunction with <a href="http://www.beadsforeducation.org/">Beads for Education</a>, a nonprofit group that sends almost 300 Masai girls to school in a country (Kenya) where rural girls often get little education. Potter supports them by selling beaded products that are made by members of Beads for Education and giving the money earned back to the organization. Who knew beads could help so many young women? [<a href="http://www.philly.com/inquirer/magazine/20080806_A_Phila__bead_shop_helps_send_Masai_girls_to_school.html">Philadelphia Inquirer</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5034294/good-beads" title="Click here to read more about Good Beads">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				• Hot new trend: <a href="http://blogs.glam.com/glamchic/2008/04/16/trend-spotting-polygamist-pastels/">polygamist pastels</a>? Yeah, whatever.• Facials that involve <a href="http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/clarins-researcher-says-facials-may-be-bad-for-your-skin-159800/">steam and extractions</a> are bad for your skin. • NPR's "Fresh Air" host, Terry Gross, once got fired from a job as an <a href="http://www.capradio.org/articles/articledetail.aspx?articleid=4994">inner-city school teacher</a>. • Indigenous girls in Australia were forced to get <a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23548325-421,00.html">contraceptive implants</a> when they were as young as 12 years old. • The late Anita Roddick, founder of The Body Shop <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/16/nroddick116.xml">donated her entire fortune</a> to charity. • Matthew Shepard's mother continues to campaign for <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/main/5703362.html">gay rights</a>. • Battered women get a "<a href="http://ksmuonline.missouristate.edu/news.php?text=2860">Princess Day</a> to rebuild self-esteem. • The chief of police in Tehran was jailed after found <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351301,00.html">nude with six women</a> in a brothel raid. • In 5 years, scientists may be able to grow sperm from <a href="http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2008/415/2?rss=1">skin cells</a>. • Stellamaris Mulaeh, a young Kenyan, tries to resolve <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0416/p01s01-woaf.html?page=1">ethnic divisions</a> in her country. • Guards at an O.C. jail <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-cat16apr16,1,6315300.story?track=rss">tased a cat to death</a>. •  Men are more likely than women to have <a href="http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-04/aaon-mml040208.php">mild cognitive impairment</a>. • Adorable Iowans <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-04-16-iowa-forks-prank_N.htm?csp=3">pull prank on neighbor's lawn</a> and promise to help clean it up!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/380643/polygamist-wives-inspire-spring-trends-jail-guards-tase-cat-to-death" title="Click here to read more about Polygamist Wives "Inspire" Spring Trends; Jail Guards Tase Cat To Death">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Tasaru Girls Rescue Center offers a refuge for girls who want to <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0313/p07s04-woaf.html">escape</a> a destiny of female circumcision. The <em>Christian Science Monitor</em> reports on a girl named Milicent, whose cousin helped her flee when her mother and grandmother insisted she be circumcised. "In my community, it is difficult for a girl who is not circumcised to get married." She was 13 at the time &mdash; she is now 18, and Milicent says, "If I hadn't come here, I would be a mother of two or three children by now. My community should understand, by not getting married early, I can get a better education, and a job to earn money for my family." 38 percent of Kenyan women between the ages of 15 and 19, and more than half of women over the age of 35 have been circumcised, according to the Kenyan Ministry of Health. Though the practice has been banned twice in Kenya, it's hard to regulate, and in some tribes like Kisii and the Masai, over 85% of women are circumcised. [<a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0313/p07s04-woaf.html">CS Monitor</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/367373/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				Michelle Obama's confession that she hadn't really been proud of her country in the past twenty five years or so before they started uniting behind her stinky snore-y husband made me think this morning: when was the last time <em>I</em> felt proud of this place? Well <em>duh</em>, I thought: no one ever thinks they love FREEDOM until they try to hang out in some of those other places we pointed missiles during the Cold War! (Oh yeah, and Castro resigned!) And that reminded me of this part in the <em>Audacity of Hope</em> where Michelle comes back from Kenya and she says to Barack: "Man, I never realized how much I actually don't hate America!" (<a href="http://africa.reuters.com/wire/news/usnN17640063.html">Condi can sooooo relate!</a>) And then you get back home and Hillary Clinton's campaign is trying to <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0208/8583.html">steal your husband's pledged delegates</a> and you're like, "Ha ha ha, just kidding; democracy is a myth fuck you." Patriotism, Pakistan and (UGH) <em>plagiarism</em> with me and <a href="http://www.cynicsparty.com">Megan</a> after the jump. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/358059/well-shit-michelle-surely-you-can-think-of-something" title="Click here to read more about Well Shit, Michelle, Surely You Can Think Of Something...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Whether you're getting wined and dined or just indulging your inner wino this Valentine's Day, you might be curious to know how folks <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSN1336156420080214">around the world</a> are getting their rocks off this February 14th. Did you know that Valentine's Day, though initially celebrating a Christian martyr, was first linked to romance by Chaucer? So if you hate this crappy, commercialized farce of love, blame his <em>Canterbury Tales</em>-writin' ass. Anyway, from teens giving blood and husbands carrying their wives in China to speed dating on Bondi Beach in Australia, we've got a rundown of what's going down this V-D, after the jump. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/356425/wife+carrying-rosary-clutching-speed-dating-valentines-day-is-a-global-affair" title="Click here to read more about Wife-Carrying, Rosary Clutching, Speed Dating: Valentine's Day Is A Global Affair">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>"Either give them the basic tools for protecting the population and themselves, or have the decency to just bring them all home. Because you can't do it halfway. Bring them home and shut off your TV and your radio and your phones and the Internet and go back into the offices and wait until it's all over." That's George Clooney, on Darfur. Also, the UN rescinded its invitation to speak so he was stuck telling reporters what he wished he could have said. [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-clooney1feb01,0,3393310.story">LA Times</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/351354/george-clooney-for-president" title="Click here to read more about George Clooney For President!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				John, no one's quite sure what went wrong. Were you just too white, too male? Was it the fact that, as Obama pointed out the other day, you have a "funny accent"? Or that, like Mitt Romney, you were simply too pretty? Was it that dramatic showdown your cancer-stricken wife had with America's Sweetheart, Ann Coulter? On CNN they're saying you were maybe just "too angry"...America's never elected an "angry president," John. Well John, I'm gonna have to go with the haircuts. The fifty gazillion acre estate &mdash; that's all part of the American dream. But you know what they say about the haircut economy, John: it gets pumped directly into the butt plug economy, the Streisand afterparty economy and Pride Parade float accessory economy, and in certain cities it even funds the gay wedding economy, if you can imagine that. It's why we love you, John. It's always sad to see a fag like you go. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/350555/the-prettiest-pretty-boy-bows-out" title="Click here to read more about The Prettiest Pretty Boy Bows Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Oh yeah, and Florida too. Wonder if Giuliani has any of those $9.11 donations left to inject into the old guy's campaign coffers? [<a href="http://www.wdsu.com/tu/5vdWREU9k.html">AP</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/350398/mccain-wins-rudy" title="Click here to read more about McCain Wins Rudy!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Since Kenya's <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/12/30/AR2007123002506.html">disputed election</a> last week, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/04/wkenya204.xml">hundreds of women</a> and children have been raped during the widespread rioting between different ethnic tribes. President Mwai Kibaki, who is accused of rigging the election, is part of the Kikuyu tribe. His challenger, Raila Odinga, is part of the Luo tribe. Most of the violence has been against the Kikuyu as retribution for the allegations of vote tampering against President Kibaki. It's not just women who are being gang raped in the streets, reports the <em>Telegraph</em>, it's young boys as well. "Most of them have been gang-raped, one of them by 10 men," said Rahab Ngugi, the matron at a hospital in the suburbs of Nairobi. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/340670/she-was-begging-them-in-swahili-saying-please-please-please-over-and-over-again" title="Click here to read more about "She Was Begging Them In Swahili, Saying 'Please, Please, Please' Over And Over Again."">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Woa, don't fuck with Kenya's first lady, Lucy Kibaki. She <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/kenya/story/0,,2227207,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=12/">slapped a government official</a> at a public ceremony when he introduced her by the wrong name. Specifically, he introduced her by the name of the Kenyan President's alleged <em>second</em> wife, Mary Wambui. This isn't the first time Lucy Kibaki (pictured) has slapped someone silly. Two years ago her neighbor and tenant, the World Bank country director, was partying too late when Lucy was trying to sleep. She stormed over to the party and demanded that the music be turned off. Then she smacked a camera man for filming her spazzing out. That camera man should have known better: <em>look</em> at that face. Lucy looks like she would slap a ho. [<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/kenya/story/0,,2227207,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=12/">Guardian</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/333622/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				<ul><li>Cutest discovery evs?? A new population of these owl-looking motherfuckers called De Brazza's monkeys &mdash; thought to be near extinction &mdash; were found in Kenya. Look at that face! Don't you kind of want one? [<a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/11/071105-monkeys.html">National Geographic</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/318992/adorable-bearded-monkeys-discovered-in-east-africa" title="Click here to read more about Adorable Bearded Monkeys Discovered in East Africa">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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