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Haberdashery’s Finest Compete For Kentucky Derby Crown

New Jersey Nets coach Avery Johnson and wife Vanessa with their entry into The Great American Hat Contest. The Hat, named "Grimace Vomits Fragrantly," is affectionately called "Grimmie" by its handlers.

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