Kelly Bensimon Says Bethenny Would Suck Your Child's Blood for Ratings

Kelly Bensimon, someone who would suck the blood from your child to get ratings, told In Touch that Bethenny Frankel is a world-class leech:

This week, several of the women opened up to In Touch, with Kelly Killoren Bensimon telling the mag, “She is just a sensationalist. She will suck the blood from your child to get ratings! I am so over her.”

I guess this was in reaction to Frankel having her assistant call the other RHONY in order to plan a reunion so they can all fight on the air and get even richer. I'm sure we can expect to see the special hyped on Bravo within the month. [Radar]


Kelly Bensimon Says Bethenny Would Suck Your Child's Blood for Ratings

The wonderful Kathy Bates opens up about her battles with cancer, her family, and generally being the greatest person ever born in this dimension or any other:

"I had ovarian cancer in 2003. When I went in for a scan last year they found a tumor in my left breast. I wasn't going to fool around; I had a double mastectomy, "the American Horror Story: Coven star says in the October issue of AARP The Magazine.

"Breast cancer runs like a river through my family. My mother and niece had it; my aunt died of it. Even if you test negative [for genetic mutations that predispose you to cancer] – like I did – you can't assume you're OK,"

As she ages, Bates, 65, says she wishes she wasn't getting older.

"I wish I had legs that were 50 inches long and thin. I'm sorry I had to have my breasts removed. There are lots of things I wish were different, but I have wonderful friends I rely on for my happiness," Bates says. "And I've been blessed with a keen mind and many interests."

She is the best ever and a National Treasure and a movie should be made about that fact. (But not starring Nicolas Cage.) (Okay, maybe starring Nicolas Cage.) [People]


Kelly Bensimon Says Bethenny Would Suck Your Child's Blood for Ratings

Jonas Brothers cancel their tour and fans are freaking. Also, apparently there's trouble in boy band paradise: “There is a deep rift within the band,” their spokesman, Jesse Derris, said in a statement. “There was a big disagreement over their music direction.” [US Weekly, Radar]


The Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson says he's “100 percent straight” now, but doesn't rule out gentlemen in the future. FWIW, I'd like to keep him as a pet. So huggable! [OUT]

Soleil Moon Frye is having a third kid. PUNKEY!!! [People]

Hayden Panettiere fell in love with a boxer named Wladimir Klitschko and now they're getting married. [Crusahble]

Here's Bruce Jenner talking more about his divorce if you like reading about divorces. [Radar]

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens are BFF. [Perez]

Abby Wambach marries soccer player and teammate Sarah Huffman in a sunset ceremony on the beach. Pretty. [People]

That 70s Show stars sang together and took a picture of it. [Perez]

Jada Pinkett Smith has cool hair. [People]

Lisa Vanderpump’s husband Ken Todd files a lawsuit against a concrete chipper who then extorted him. [Radar]

Now, how about we all head Into the Woods?