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				<a href="http://www.twitamore.com">TwitAmore</a> is a new app that uses the Twitter API to reveal who you're crushing on, using some high-tech intel: who you follow, your timeline, and your favorite tweets. Inspired by the <a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/02/twit_amore_prov.php"><em>Village Voice</em></a>, we plugged in the names of some notable people to figure out who they're pining after.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884281/new-app-reveals-that-ice-t-loves-himself" title="Click here to read more about New App Reveals that Ice T Loves Himself">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Katie J.M. Baker]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense]]></title>
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				She's yet to sign the divorce papers, but <strong>Katy Perry</strong> is clearly over <strong>Russell Brand</strong> because she's been making a sustained play for <strong>Tim Tebow</strong>. On stage to perform some songs at a pre-Super Bowl party, she made sure to let the virgin quarterback know that she'd be up for seeing his <strike>pea</strike>cock any day of the week when she dedicated "Peacock" to him personally. But it didn't end there: Perry continued with a double-barrel assault at the NFL Honors ceremony on Saturday by singling him out when she took to the stage to present an award. "Hey Tim, my parents say hi," she said, a coy reference to the fact her minister parents have already said they want the pair to hook up because of Tebow's Christian beliefs. Slutty sources add there's every possibility that the two engaged in a frottage fiesta at the Super Bowl itself because they booked adjoining suites at the event. Stay tuned … [<a href="http://au.eonline.com/news/katy_perry_gives_shout-out_tim_tebow/291826">E!</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882539/katy-perry-wants-to-know-tim-tebow-in-the-biblical-sense" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Demi Moore Sneaks into Utah Rehab Center]]></title>
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				More than 20 years since she first went to rehab in 1985, <strong>Demi Moore</strong> is seeking treatment for her vague Red Bull/incense/Reddi-Whip addiction at the Cirque Lodge, a Shangri-La treatment center in Sundance, Utah for Hollywood's race of drug-addled demigods.  Sources say that Moore entered the facility a week after her January 23 <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/29/demi-moore-911-tape-whip-its-nitrous-oxide-redacted/#.Ty5mJeNWqAZ">collapse</a> during a party at her home in the Benedict Canyon area of Los Angeles, which means that someone at TMZ or E! spent too much time trying to come up with period jokes about <strong>Christina Aguilera</strong>'s <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/why-christina-aguilera-looked-leaky-at-etta-james-tribute-201230">performance</a> at the <strong>Etta James</strong> memorial and forgot to monitor the Demi Moore GPS tracker for updates on the actress's whereabouts.  Cirque Lodge claims that it takes its patients' privacy "seriously" and there are probably all sorts of fancy ways that celebrities like Demi Moore have of slipping through the web of gossip magazines &mdash; maybe she took a helicopter or even teleported &mdash; but it seems like with a little bit less speculation about Moore's rumored Red Bull addiction and a little more relentless stalking we would have known that she'd gone to rehab and could have then made the appropriate arrangements to organize a vigil outside the Cirque Lodge's gates.  Our well-wishes might not be welcome, though &mdash; according to one source, Moore is "on total lockdown and only talking to a small group of people."  [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/demi-moore-seeking-treatment-at-rehab-facility-201242">Us</a>, <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/demi_moore_checks_into_utah_rehab/291779">E!</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882381/demi-moore-sneaks-into-utah-rehab-center" title="Click here to read more about Demi Moore Sneaks into Utah Rehab Center">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Elizabeth Smart, the woman who was kidnapped from her home in 2002 at age 14, <a href="http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2012/01/elizabeth_smart_engaged_--_and_keeping_it_private.php">is now engaged and trying to keep it fairly under wraps</a> &mdash; well, as under wraps as possible given that the ABC News contributor is crazy famous and everyone wants to know about it and her family and reps keep talking about it.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5878079/the-kind-of-private-details-of-kidnapping-victim-elizabeth-smarts-engagement" title="Click here to read more about Elizabeth Smart's Engagement And The End Of Heidi Klum And Seal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 21 Jan 2012 11:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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First we dealt with the painful shock that <strong>Katy Perry</strong> and <strong>Russell Brand's</strong> marriage had fallen apart, and now comes word that @katyperry has officially unfollowed @rustyrockets. Alas, parting is such tweet sorrow! The worst part of this digital divorce is that her estranged hubby is still following her. <em>Awkward</em>. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5878043/the-digital-divorce-has-begun-katy-perry-unfollows-russell-brand-on-twitter" title="Click here to read more about Ouch, Katy Perry Unfollowed Russell Brand on Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Katy Perry Wins Dubious Title of Most Cheat-Worthy]]></title>
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				It's a dubious title dished out by a totally skeezy website, but <strong>Katy Perry</strong> has topped a poll saying that she's the celebrity most guys would cheat on their significant other with. We're assuming straight guys, but those <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kelUCEcdO8M">Californian gays</a> are pretty into her so who knows? With her bestie <strong>Rihanna</strong> coming a close second, the adulterer wish-list also features <strong>Mila Kunis</strong>, <strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong> and <strong>Sarah Palin</strong>. Who would come up with such a tedious, free-pass poll? Why Ashley Madison, of course – aka the turd burgers who suggested men cheat on their <a href="http://jezebel.com/5855235/is-your-wife-fat-try-adultery"> fuller figured wives</a> back in November. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/01/most-cheat-worthy-celebrities-ashley-madison-list">Radar</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5877472/katy-perry-wins-dubious-title-of-most-cheat+worthy" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Wins Dubious Title of Most Cheat-Worthy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Crazy Email of the Week: Katy Perry Is a 'Divorced Whore']]></title>
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				Here at Jezebel, we get a lot of emails. Many of them are nice, helpful emails! Quite a number, however, are totally bizarre. Below, our favorite batshit email of the week.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5875945/crazy-email-of-the-week-katy-perry-is-a-divorced-whore" title="Click here to read more about Crazy Email of the Week: Katy Perry Is a 'Divorced Whore'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				She's only just come up for air, but <strong>Blue Ivy</strong> has already caused her very first storm of controversy after a man claims <strong>Beyoncé</strong>'s security team were acting like a bunch of dicks and wouldn't let him into Lenox Hill Hospital's NICU to see his premature twin daughters. "Three times they stopped me from entering or exiting the NICU and it happened once on Friday - just because they wanted to use the hallway," said <strong>Neil Coulon</strong>. "These are children with problems in intensive care and you're just going to take over the hospital like you own it? All I want is an apology … Nobody cares if you're a celebrity. Nobody is star-gazing. They just want to see their children." The hired goons also kicked Coulon's relatives out of the waiting room because it was down the hall from the wing Beyoncé allegedly paid $1.3 million to use. "Some people were upset," said a staffer. "I heard a gentleman say he couldn't go upstairs to see his baby." [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/blue-beyonce-special-treatment-bed-stuy-dad-jay-z-turned-lenox-hill-private-club-article-1.1002985#ixzz1ixqZsBtM">NYDN</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5874270/beyonces-bonehead-bodyguards-block-father-from-seeing-his-sick-babies" title="Click here to read more about Beyoncé’s Bonehead Bodyguards Block Father From Seeing His Sick Babies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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This morning the world awoke to hear a chorus of angels heralding the arrival of our savior, <strong>Beyoncé's</strong> magical girl child, <strong><strike>Ivy Blue</strike> Blue Ivy Carter</strong>! Shrieks of joy are spreading across the planet as people learn that Pregnancé is now Mommyoncé! <strong>Jay-Z</strong> is now Dad-Z! Hallelujah! The chosen one is FINALLY here!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5874032/beyonce-had-her-baby-let-the-rapture-begin" title="Click here to read more about Beyoncé Had Her Baby! Let the Rapture Begin!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Because apparently <b>Katy Perry</b>'s life doesn't have enough of a magnifying glass on it right now, her father, Keith Hudson, <a href="http://nla.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4045197/Katy-Perrys-preacher-dad-rants-at-Jews-in-sermon.html">recently went on a rant about Jews and...wait for it...their love of money</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5873940/katy-perrys-father-goes-on-rant-about-jews-in-his-sermon" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry's Father Goes on Weird Rant About Jews In His Sermon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 07 Jan 2012 11:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we nurse horrid hangovers with soothing sips of gossip, extracted from the pages of <em>In Touch</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>Us</em>, <em>Ok!</em> and <em>Star</em>. This week: John Mayer is seriously depressed; Kim Kardashian wrecked both Kanye and Kobe's relationships; Angie just found out that Jennifer Aniston had a miscarriage like 6 years ago; and rumor has it that Pregnancé's hair will be looking unbeweavable when she gives birth to the Greatest Infant Of All Time. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5873023/this-week-in-tabloids-beyonce-to-give-birth-wearing-special-weave-made-for-the-delivery-room" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Beyoncé To Give Birth Wearing Special Weave Made For The Delivery Room">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Not since her star turn as a single mom-cum-stripper who gets caught up in steamy political hijinks in opus <em>Striptease</em> have I been so excited about a <strong>Demi Moore</strong> movie role &mdash; albeit for real this time now she's been cast as none other than <strong>Gloria Steinem</strong> in the <strong>Linda Lovelace</strong> biopic, <em>Lovelace</em>. A noted feminist icon &mdash; preaching to the converted here, I know &mdash; Steinem was vocally anti-porn and wrote a scathing piece in <em>Ms.</em> magazine about how Lovelace was beaten and coerced into making porn. There could be worse actresses chosen to play her, but do you think Moore has what it takes to take on one of the greats? [<a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/demi-moore-gloria-steinem-linda-lovelace-277291">THR</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5872594/the-part-of-gloria-steinem-will-be-played-by--demi-moore" title="Click here to read more about The Part Of Gloria Steinem Will Be Played By... Demi Moore">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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We're not even one day into the new year and already dreams are being crushed: <strong>Ryan Gosling</strong> and <strong>Eva Mendes</strong> spent last night partying in New York together. They flew in from LA on Friday and tried to stay low-profile by boarding the flight at separate times, but, yeah, like that's going to make any difference. And now there is <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2012/01/01/ryan-gosling-eva-mendes-new-years-eve-lovebirds/">photographic evidence</a> that they left their hotel to go to a party together last night. In one shot, Ryan is holding a backpack in front of his face. So, maybe to help ourselves feel better let's make the wild assumption that he didn't want to be photographed because he and Eva had just had a terrible fight and were over for good? Oops, never mind, there's also a shot of them stealing a kiss on the street. Yep, it seems like they're for real. For some of us, this is going to be a rough year... [<a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2012/01/01/ryan-gosling-eva-mendes-new-years-eve-lovebirds/">Just Jared</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5872287/ryan-gosling-spends-new-years-eve-with-eva-mendes-ruins-our-hopes-of-marrying-him-in-2012" title="Click here to read more about Ryan Gosling Spends New Year's Eve With Eva Mendes, Ruins Our Hopes Of Marrying Him In 2012">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sources connected to the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5872149/russell-brand-files-for-divorce-from-katy-perry-everybody-freak-the-fuck-out">now former couple</a> say that <b>Katy Perry</b>'s marriage to <b>Russell Brand</b> has been over for for quite some time now, but she <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/31/katy-perry-divorce-russell-brand-religious-parents/#.Tv8yTEqQ1lI">didn't want to upset her religious parents by filing for divorce.</a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5872202/katy-perry-says-marriage-to-russell-brand-had-been-over-for-a-long-time-was-glad-he-finally-filed-for-divorce" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Says Her Marriage Has Been Over For A Long Time, Was Glad Russell Brand Filed For Divorce">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<strong>Jennifer Hudson</strong> has rarely spoken publicly about the horrifying 2008 murder of her mother, brother and nephew, but now, in a new interview with <strong>Lester Holt</strong>, she's revealed some new details about the tragedy. The most amazing part is that it turns out her fiancé, <strong>David Otunga</strong>, unknowingly saved her life that day. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5872186/jennifer-hudson-says-a-phone-call-from-her-husband-saved-her-life" title="Click here to read more about Jennifer Hudson Says A Phone Call From Her Fiancé Saved Her Life">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Stop the motherfucking presses, you guys:  Katy Perry and Russell Brand are about to get a divorce.  Love is over forever.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5872149/russell-brand-files-for-divorce-from-katy-perry-everybody-freak-the-fuck-out" title="Click here to read more about Russell Brand Files For Divorce From Katy Perry; Everybody Freak The Fuck Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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For reasons which may never be fully understood, <strong>Kelly Clarkson</strong> took to her <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kellyclarkson?sk=wall">Facebook wall</a> earlier today to express her love for Republican presidential candidate <strong>Ron Paul</strong>. She pledged her vote to him if he wins the nomination, though she lamented, "Too bad he probably won't." <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5872013/kelly-clarkson-endorses-ron-paul-for-president-accidentally-enrages-her-fans" title="Click here to read more about Kelly Clarkson Endorses Ron Paul For President, Accidentally Enrages Her Fans">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: ail7D_k0s9w --><!-- /videoId: ail7D_k0s9w -->  DJ Earworm has posted his fourth annual United State of Pop mashup, featuring 2011's 25 biggest pop songs (as determined by methodology <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ail7D_k0s9w">explained here</a>) rolled up into one enjoyable and easy to digest ditty. What's particularly cool about Earworm's mashups &mdash; and this year's edition more so than ever &mdash; is that they function perfectly as stand-alone songs, as opposed to some sort of "greatest hits" megamix. United State of Pop 2011 (titled "World Go Boom") is so seamlessly executed that it could be a hit single in and of itself, albeit one that features a lot of Katy Perry.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5871306/the-25-biggest-songs-of-2011-all-in-one-excellent-mashup" title="Click here to read more about The 25 Biggest Songs Of 2011, All In One Excellent Mashup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Katy Perry made her debut as a <em>Saturday Night Live</em> host last night, and it was a show filled with just as many actual celebrities as celebrity impressions. Perry was heavily featured&mdash;and there weren't nearly as many <a href="http://jezebel.com/5866900/katy-perry-says-tonights-episode-of-snl-might-boil-down-to-jokes-about-her-boobs">boob jokes</a> as initially predicted&mdash;but Alec Baldwin, Matt Damon, Val Kilmer, and Darrell Hammond also stopped by.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866991/katy-perry-hosts-a-star+studded-episode-of-snl" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Hosts A Star-Studded Episode Of SNL">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This weekend, Katy Perry will make her first appearance on <em>Saturday Night Live</em> as a host, and she's apparently preparing for the event by asking hubby Russell Brand for tips. Note to Katy: you're married to the man and that's the best British accent you can pull off? Anyway, she looks cute in her new blonde hair and kitty-cat top &mdash; we'll just have to wait until Saturday to see if she can actually make us laugh.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866281/blonde-katy-perry-is-oh-so-ready-to-be-your-snl-host-this-weekend" title="Click here to read more about Blonde Katy Perry Is Oh So Ready To Be Your SNL Host This Weekend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<strong>Rihanna</strong> might have overdone it a bit by scheduling a grueling 10-month tour, and now all the work and fun times are catching up with her. She's suffering from exhaustion, and she had a <a href="http://jezebel.com/5862961/rihanna-like-many-of-us-turns-to-beyonce-during-breakdown">meltdown backstage</a> before a recent show. Now, out of genuine concern that she might lose them money if she falls apart, her record company, Mercury, has reportedly ordered her to be on a round-the-clock "health watch," whatever that means. They've also given her a curfew. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5864687/rihanna-is-placed-on-a-health-watch" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna Is Placed On A 'Health Watch'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Dec 2011 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Last night, pop stars and celebrities attended the American Music Awards in LA. Trust a music awards ceremony to bring out the big guns, and of course by bringing out the big guns, I mean being praised for dressing in a way that is not socially acceptable anywhere or anytime else, which only makes social convention the big loser and weird dresses the big ol' winner. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5861394/the-good-the-bad--the-incredibly-ugly-outfits-of-the-american-music-awards/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Good, The Bad & The Incredibly Ugly Outfits Of The American Music Awards">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Nov 2011 12:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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Everyone's favorite hot younger sister <strong>Pippa Middleton</strong> is back on the market! She has broken up with her longtime boyfriend <strong>Alex Loudon</strong> and, though they've split before, now it's apparently for realsies. It seems there's been trouble in royal sibling paradise for a while. Several months ago Alex and Pippa got in a fight in front of the other guests during a friend's wedding and caused quite a stir. A very intriguing rumor also had it that Alex was jealous because Pippa flirted with <strong>Prince Harry</strong>. Ooh, Pippa! <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5858862/pippa-middleton-is-newly-single-but-isnt-ready-to-mingle-with-prince-harry" title="Click here to read more about Pippa Middleton Is Newly Single But Isn't Ready To Mingle With Prince Harry">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The MTV Europe Music Awards happened last night in Belfast. It wouldn't be MTV without a few manufactured pop stars, teen heartthrobs that olds like me don't get, and a whole lotta fun/fugly get-ups. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5857027/the-fun-fugly-fashion-of-the-mtv-europe-music-awards/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Fun, Foul & Fugly Fashion Of The MTV Europe Music Awards">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Nov 2011 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"I'm not going to sit and be steamrolled; I'm going to stand up against things that are unjust," she <a href="http://news.instyle.com/2011/09/20/katy-perry-instyle-october-2011/">says</a> in the new issue of <em>InStyle</em>. "I am full of unicorns and Care Bears 99 percent of the time, but don't open Pandora's Box of that other 1 percent &mdash; because it's there!" She also says: "I'm a design-blog junkie. Cozycozy.com is my favorite. Architects, landscapers and designers are my drugs of the moment."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5842232/one-percent-of-katy-perry-is-totally-evil" title="Click here to read more about One Percent Of Katy Perry Is Totally Evil">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Sep 2011 20:57:24 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em><small>[On the blue carpet at the World Premiere of the 3D atrocity. New York, July 24. Images via <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/">Getty</a>.]</small></em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5824372/katy-perrys-tiny-dress-is-totally-smurfed-up" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry's Tiny Dress Is Totally Smurfed Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<strong>Blake Lively</strong>'s been dumped, you guys. After they were seen yacht-hopping and jet-setting and canoodling all over Europe,<strong> Leonardo di Caprio</strong> has given Blake the heave-ho. Apparently Leo's <em>mom</em> didn't like Blake. When they met, Blake was nervous, so she talked a lot, and Leo's German-born mother <strong>Irmelin</strong> did not like that one bit. She told Leo that the girl was full of herself and all she had to contribute to the discussion was stuff about <em>Gossip Girl</em> and being a Chanel model. So Leo bid Blake auf Wiedersehen and Blake is now "a total mess," according to unnamed sources and a UK celeb rag we know nothing about. [<a href="http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/529598/shock-leonardo-dicaprio-dumps-blake-likely-because-his-mum-didn-t-approve/1/">Now</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5823370/leo-dumps-blake-lively-for-being-too-into-blake-lively" title="Click here to read more about Leo Dumps Blake Lively For Being Too Into Blake Lively">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Jul 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<b>Katy Perry</b> has been <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/katy-perry-struck-down-with-food-poisoning_1231818">"struck down"</a> with food poisoning! How could this have happened???? Oh. She's actually a human being and <em>not</em> a cartoon. I guess that could be why. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5819511/katy-perry-has-the-shits-cancels-shows" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Has The Shits, Cancels Shows">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Jul 2011 20:04:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jennifer Aniston Brings Hot Freshly Shaven Boyfriend To Handprint Ceremony]]></title>
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				<strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong> put her hands and feet in the cement in front of  Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood yesterday, and her boyfriend<strong> Justin Theroux </strong>was there, looking fiiiiiine. He shaved, you guys, and the hair, the tie, the eyebrows &mdash; everything is working. Seriously, click through and check out some of the scorching-hot scowling shots. For some reason you can just tell Jenny is getting laid properly. Janthrax! Hot! [<a href="http://www.popsugar.com/Pictures-Jennifer-Aniston-Hollywood-Handprint-Ceremony-18196997?page=0,0,45#51" target="new">Pop Sugar</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5819335/jennifer-aniston-brings-hot-freshly+shaven-boyfriend-to-handprint-ceremony" title="Click here to read more about Jennifer Aniston Brings Hot Freshly Shaven Boyfriend To Handprint Ceremony">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Jul 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Both Katy Perry & Jen Garner's Marriages Are Totally Falling Apart]]></title>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we pick at the plates full of gossip served up by <em>Ok!</em>, <em>In Touch</em>, <em>Star</em>, <em>Us</em> and <em>Life & Style</em>. Today, the kids from <em>Teen Mom</em> want more babies; Kim Kardashian is experiencing "wedding panic"; Russell Brand and Katy Perry are living separate lives; and Jennifer Garner had no idea Ben Affleck was boozing and gambling behind her back until that pesky poker ring scandal hit the news. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5818633/this-week-in-tabloids-both-katy-perry--jen-garners-marriages-are-totally-falling-apart" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Both Katy Perry & Jen Garner's Marriages Are Totally Falling Apart">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:51:16 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Sued For Scamming Her Own Charity]]></title>
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				&utm<strong>Lady Gaga</strong> is being sued for $5 million, with the lawsuit alleging that she deliberately raised the cost of shipping and handling for her We Pray For Japan bracelets so that she could earn a profit. Did she scam her own charity? The dude suing is with Michigan-based 1-800-LAW-FIRM, which is, uh, interesting, and it seems that he is not a Gaga fan. Quoth he: "I'm suing Lady Gaga simply to hold her accountable for giving the money that she was raising for charity to the cause that she was trying to raise it for." [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/06/lady-gaga-charity-scam-japan-accusations-lawsuit" target="new">Radar</a>, <a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/article/234526/lady-gaga-being-sued-over-wristbands.html" target="new">Showbiz Spy</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5815764/lady-gaga-sued-for-scamming-her-own-charity" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Sued For Scamming Her Own Charity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ice-T & Coco Are Gonna Have A Baby]]></title>
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				<strong>Ice-T </strong>and <strong>Coco</strong> are planning to procreate. Ice already has three kids from previous relationships, but Coco wants a baby. Ice has allegedly promised that if their show, <em>Ice Loves Coco</em>, gets picked up for a second season, they'll try to get pregnant. Apparently Coco reminded Ice that if she gets knocked up, her butt will get bigger, and he is down with that. So! Names? Coffee? Chai? Little Latte? [<a href="http://bossip.com/403857/the-swirl-ice-we-like-to-have-jungle-sex-t-and-wife-coco-are-planning-to-have-a-baby/" target="new">Bossip</a>]  <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5815159/ice+t--coco-are-gonna-have-a-baby" title="Click here to read more about Ice-T & Coco Are Gonna Have A Baby">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Hack? Hoax? Apparently a message was posted to <strong>Rihanna</strong>'s Twitter feed reading, "I admit, I provoked <strong>Chris</strong> to hit me. It was not entirely his fault. <a href="http://jezebel.com/imsorry/" class="posthashtag">#ImSORRY</a>." The message has since been deleted, but a screenshot has been going around. Are some losers fucking around or is this really happening?  [<a href="http://bossiptwitter.com/2011/06/23/true-tweet-or-hack-sht-did-rihanna-make-a-confession-about-the-chris-brown-incident12006/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+bossiprss+%28Bossip.com%29" target="new">Bossip</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5814785/i-provoked-chris-to-hit-me-message-appears-on-rihannas-twitter" title="Click here to read more about &quot;I Provoked Chris To Hit Me&quot; Message Appears On Rihanna's Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: KlyXNRrsk4A --><!-- /videoId: KlyXNRrsk4A --> Now that we know Katy Perry is a <a href="http://blog.jezebel.com/5809965/katy-perry-is-a-thespian">fully-trained thespian</a>, let's take a look at her latest masterpiece in "T.G.I.F." Perry plays Kathy Beth Terry, her nerdy, thirteen-year-old <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/kathybethterry">alter ego</a>, who accidentally throws the party of the year. Like, OMG!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5811298/katy-perrys-tgif-casts-lovable-cameos-for-all-ages" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry's &quot;T.G.I.F.&quot; Casts Lovable Cameos For All Ages">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Jun 2011 11:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Katy Perry Is A Thespian]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: VvKdiITfEl8 --><!-- /videoId: VvKdiITfEl8 --> Meet Kathy Beth Terry, an 8th grader with zero friends, braces, and happens to be smack dab in the middle of her awkward stage.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5809965/katy-perry-is-a-thespian" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Is A Thespian">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Jun 2011 14:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Presenting The Kardashian Family Vacation Lip Dub]]></title>
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				<em>Yeah.</em> Go ahead and take a moment to process it all, because there's so much happening in this video of the entire extended Kardashian-Jenner-Odom-Disick-Humphries clan performing a lip dub to Katy Perry's "E.T." &mdash; we're not even sure where to begin.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5807340/presenting-the-kardashian-family-vacation-lip-dub" title="Click here to read more about Presenting The Kardashian Family Vacation Lip Dub">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Meet The World's Most Obsessed Katy Perry Fan]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 20419668 --><!-- /videoId: 20419668 --> He drinks from Katy Perry mugs, his wall is completely covered with Katy Perry pictures, he buys two copies of every Katy Perry magazine*, and he likes Katy Perry more than he likes his own family. Congratulations, Jack Moore &mdash; you are most definitely Katy Perry's <a href="http://jezebel.com/#!1/" class="posthashtag">#1</a> fan. Check out all of Moore's Katy Perry collectibles in <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/05/katy_and_i_doc.html">this</a> mini-documentary that chronicles his obsession with the pop star.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5806978/meet-the-worlds-most-obsessed-katy-perry-fan" title="Click here to read more about Meet The World's Most Obsessed Katy Perry Fan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 31 May 2011 13:12:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Coco posts a Thong Thursday picture in which she posts a soda can on her rear end. (Her mother was the photographer.) Plus, Oprah is spending the day today in her PJs.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5806053/coco-balances-a-soda-can-on-her-butt/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Coco Balances A Soda Can On Her Butt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 May 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Katy Perry Hearts Egg Chairs, Hates Carnations]]></title>
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				The U.S. section of <strong>Katy Perry</strong>'s world tour begins next month, and her concert rider is a whopping 45 pages. As far as the dressing room goes, Mrs. Russell Brand likes things to be just so! She requires two cream-colored egg chairs &mdash; one of which must have a footstool. Lamps must be "French Ornate Style." There must be flowers, naturally, and Ms. Perry is fine with "white and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies." Or, if none of those are available: "a selection of seasonal white flowers to include white orchids."  But &mdash; and this is important &mdash; the rider stipulates ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS. That warning is underlined, because it is vital that Katy not ever be near a carnation. She will cut a bitch if she sees carnations. Also, the chauffeur is forbidden from speaking to her or looking at her in the rearview mirror. The usual. [<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/katy-perry-concert-rider-138490">The Smoking Gun</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5803892/katy-perry-hearts-egg-chairs-hates-carnations" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Hearts Egg Chairs, Hates Carnations">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 May 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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