In today's Tweet Beat, Katy Perry real talks about Thin Mints, Michelle Williams is not the Illuminati and Metta World Peace has us reconsidering how we take photos.
the kid who practices saxophone everyday on my block is improving!
— jackantonoff (@jackantonoff) March 27, 2014
Don't you hate it when restaurants sit you so close to another table, and the couple next to you is breaking up.
— Steve Rubinshteyn (@shteyner) March 27, 2014
Reason # 1million why my dad is the chillest pic.twitter.com/hRjvny7qSW
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) March 27, 2014
Now that I've been in NY a while it's starting to seem a liiiitle unlikely that the Friends would just ALWAYS get that coffee shop couch.
— Sara Bareilles (@SaraBareilles) March 27, 2014
Apparently a picture of me with hair covering an eye symbolizes I'm a devil worshipper/Illuminati? What idiot comes up with this stuff?
— Michelle Williams (@RealMichelleW) March 27, 2014
I love when girls take pictures then stick their butt out like its a standing toilet behind them
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) March 27, 2014
���� Aloha from Hawaii! ���� pic.twitter.com/bzAPduxr3z
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) March 27, 2014
— CeeLo Green (@CeeLoGreen) March 27, 2014
You will all be happy to know that Im playing a #OneDirection song on a Ukelele at work today. Sounds like Jack Johnson swallowed a boyband.
— Minnie Driver (@driverminnie) March 27, 2014
Hey @_KateMara - I just got recognized as you. It took every ounce of restraint not to say "damn straight!" and just bask in your glory.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) March 27, 2014
A bad attitude is like having a flat tire,Ya can't go anywhere until you fix it. Hope you have a Happy and Beautiful day����
— |Aliana Lohan| (@aliana) March 27, 2014
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) March 27, 2014
— Hoda Kotb (@hodakotb) March 27, 2014
Good job whoever named the orange.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 27, 2014
Thin mints don't make ya thin, ps. ��
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) March 27, 2014
Just found out i've been unconcsiously unreading all of gwyneth paltrow's blogs for years.
— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) March 27, 2014
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