When Katy Perry Instagrammed a photo of herself [faking] a short haircut and captioned it, “asked for the Kris Jenner,” I looked the other way. When Kris Jenner Instagrammed a photo of them in front of the Statue of Liberty, I thought, “They were just at the same party! I’d probably take a photo with either one of them at a party!”

I didn’t start getting nervous until Perry appeared in Jenner’s 60th birthday video. Were these two actually friends? Did they send skull emojis to each other on Saturday mornings after drinking heavily on a Friday?

Yesterday, their relationship confirmed:

And now that Perry has been photographed in what appears to be Jenner’s kitchen, just above a caption that claims they’re now “#BFFs,” I’m scared.

What could these two be plotting? A cookbook? A duets album?

Or worse yet....

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[Us Weekly]


Liza Minnelli did NOT smoke pot before seeing Hamilton, so quit spreading that rumor! If you haven’t heard this rumor, let me start from the very beginning. Leslie Odom Jr., a star of Broadway’s Hamilton, was a guest on Seth Meyers’s show recently, and told this story about Ms. Minnelli:

“Liza kind of shows up [to Hamilton] in a cloud of medicinal marijuana smoke . . . which only makes her cooler in my book. I’m sure it is . . . medicinal, it’s for pain.”

But after the episode aired, Minnelli’s people were quick to correct Odom’s story, and released the following statement:

“It never happened. Liza saw him in ‘Leap of Faith.’ Also, she does not smoke marijuana...[and Minnelli] saw ‘Leap of Faith’ in April 2012, so he’s way off.”

Yep, that checks out. I’m sure a successful Broadway star just confused Liza Minnelli with someone else.

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I was looking at this #tbt Naomi Watts posted yesterday and noticed David Spade’s official account commented “That’s me.”


Nathan Lane is a married man, and now I want to watch that Sex and the City episode where he marries a woman. [People]

Caitlyn Jenner is allegedly getting “intense” voice training. [Radar Online]

When Kris Jenner isn’t hanging out with her BFF Katy Perry, she’s freaking out over Khloe’s staph infection. [TMZ]

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Kaitlyn and Shawn (of The Bachelorette or whatever) fucked on a plane at least once. [Us Weekly]

Karlie Kloss on Justin Bieber’s new album: “I really don’t want to like it, but it’s just too good.” [Page Six]


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