Some weird uncles says creepy things about ex-girlfriends during Thanksgiving dinner and get barked at by the family dog who’s nice to everyone. Other weird uncles, like Tom Cruise, kick their nieces out of the family for making out on his property.

In a video uploaded to the YouTube channel Growing Up In Scientology, a former Scientologist named Nick Lister told a story about his friend Jamie Lesavoy, whose creepy uncle happens to be Tom Cruise. “She had gotten kicked out of the family,” he says before explaining the bizarre reason why.

She made out with a boy on Tom Cruise’s property, just made out...It was caught by the cameras...Tom Cruise decides it’s unbecoming…for a Scientologist in his family to do such a thing and he kept her from family functions” and sent her across the country from L.A. to Missouri and then Florida.

[Radar]


Radar spoke with the brother of Blake Shelton’s alleged mistress, Cady Groves, and his statements are too dark and exhausting for a Friday.

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“All that crap that happened years ago ruined her career,” Cody (I know) said. “She lost her record deal...She lost an album she spent years on.” But there’s more. And it gets weird. “As far as what happened years ago, it was never what people thought. Other than Blake, Miranda, and Cady, there’s two people that know the truth about it, and one of them is dead.”

WHAT?

The “two people that know the truth” are presumably him and one of their two brothers who have died “over the past several years.” Imagine going through a family tragedy and having all your sadness and misery exacerbated by Blake Shelton.

[Radar]


Please take a moment to look at every single photo and video in Us Weekly’s recap of Kylie Jenner’s graduation party.

[Us Weekly]


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