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			<title><![CDATA[Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Blew $5000 On A VIP Ice-Skating Adventure For Suri]]></title>
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<strong>Tom Cruise</strong> and <strong>Katie Holmes</strong> were in New York this week, and during their visit they shelled out a small fortune so that 5-year-old <strong>Suri</strong> could skate in total luxury at Rockefeller Center's famed ice rink. For the tidy sum of $5,000, Tom rented the VIP "Igloo," a separate area where you can warm up after skating, for an entire session. But they didn't stop there. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% --> They skipped the onsite refreshments and paid to have special gourmet hot chocolate and candy brought in "especially for Suri." In spite of the posh pre- and post-skating accommodations, Suri, Tom, and Katie did bravely share the ice with the common folk.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5870960/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-blew-5000-on-a-vip-ice+skating-adventure-for-suri" title="Click here to read more about Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Blew $5000 On A VIP Ice-Skating Adventure For Suri">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie Starves Herself To Help The Children]]></title>
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When it comes to helping poor children, <strong>Angelina Jolie</strong> is willing to go above and beyond. Apparently it's no longer enough for her to travel the world talking to them&mdash;or even adopting them. No, now it seems she's found a new way of connecting with them: by going hungry herself. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866829/angelina-jolie-starves-herself-to-help-the-children" title="Click here to read more about Angelina Jolie Starves Herself To Help The Children">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Those who have been watching <em>How I Met Your Mother</em> from the start know that each Halloween, Ted ventures upstairs to the same party where he first saw the "Slutty Pumpkin" in 2001. Each year he dresses the same &mdash; as a "Hanging Chad," which was kinda funny at the time, I guess &mdash; in hopes that he'll come across the mystery woman who stole his heart ten years ago. It's been a call-back used every season since the show's inception, leading some to wonder whether or not the "Slutty Pumpkin" will turn out to be the show's "mother." <div style="clear: both;"></div>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5853912/first-look-katie-holmes-is-the-slutty-pumpkin" title="Click here to read more about First Look: Katie Holmes Is The 'Slutty Pumpkin'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<small><em>[Pittsburgh, October 8. Images via <a href="http://pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com/">Pacific Coast News Online</a>.]</em></small>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5848029/katie--suris-panda+monium" title="Click here to read more about Katie & Suri's Panda-monium">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 09 Oct 2011 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Sued for More than Thirty Pieces of Silver Over Judas]]></title>
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				<li><b>Our Lady of the Gaga</b>'s chart-topping but inscrutable hit <em>Judas</em> is a total ripoff of a 1999 song by a singer named <b>Rebecca F</b>.  At least that's what Ms. F claims.  If you listen to both songs one right after the other, I guess that sound sort of similar, in the same way that every pop song written and sung in the same key is similar.  If the prophesy holds true, Lady Gaga will deny the accusation three times before the cock crows, and then the sky will turn black and there will be an earthquake at noon and Lady Gaga will cover <em>Lord of the Dance</em>, an unsettlingly upbeat song about crucifixion that Catholics sometimes sing in church. [<a href="http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/263453/-Copycat-Lady-Gaga-row/">Express.co.uk</a>]
<li><b>Charlie Sheen</b>'s character is going to die in a "meat explosion" on <em>Two & A Half Men</em>, and by "meat explosion," they mean he will get hit by a train and the impact will force his body into small pieces, not "meat explosion" like what happens when you eat Pop Rocks at a Brazilian Restaurant. [<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/hollywoodhiccups/charlie-sheen-murdered-by-subway-1zo9">Buzzfeed</a>]
<li>Following the meat explosion, <b>Sheen</b> will be roasted on Comedy Central.  I hope they marinate him first, and maybe apply a nice spice rub, because I bet Charlie Sheen is as tender as a coked out lamb. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/06/charlie-harper-two-and-a-half-men-charlie-sheen-cause-of-death-meat-explosion-subway-paris-rose-season-premiere/">TMZ</a>]
<li><b>Britney Spears</b> is- well, was- in New York, where she left her hotel dressed like you doing laundry in your first apartment. [<a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/61728130.html">ONTD</a>]
<li><b>Jennifer Aniston</b> Britney Spearsed around in Hawaii, feet naked as jaybirds.  In future news:  Jennifer Aniston has hookworms. [<a href="http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jennifer-aniston-walks-barefoot-in-hawaii-cool-or-gross/69114">OMG</a>]
<li><em>Dexter</em> star <b>Michael C. Hall</b> recently got divorced but says that he's just fine; he's got his cats to keep him company.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5828450/lady-gaga-sued-for-more-than-thirty-pieces-of-silver-over-judas" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Sued for More than Thirty Pieces of Silver Over Judas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:12:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Latex is okay, booze is fine, preposterous platforms? Hell yes. But don't do coke, <strong>Lady Gaga</strong> chides. She was on <strong>Howard Stern</strong>'s show yesterday, and said: "To any little sweethearts that are listening - don't touch cocaine, it's the devil." She explained her coke snorting days thusly: "I think that I was lonely and there was something about the drug that made me feel like I had a friend. And I regret every line that I ever did. Whatever my vagina whispers to me, I say yes - inspiration, it doesn't come all the time." Gaga also talked about the process of writing "Edge Of Glory" on the day her grandfather died: She said to her father, "Grandpa's about to cross over into his glorious moment. It's hard now because he's on the edge." And: "When my grandma was saying goodbye [to my grandfather], there was something so intense that happened for me that I saw ... as sad as the moment was, they both were acknowledging that they had really won in life because they had each other." [<a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1667402/lady-gaga-howard-stern-born-this-way.jhtml">MTV</a>, <a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/article/235566/lady-gaga-cocaine-is-the-devil.html">Showbiz Spy</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5822556/lady-gaga-warns-you-cocaine-is-the-devil" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Warns You: Cocaine Is The Devil">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Jul 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<strong>Jessica Alba</strong> says being a mother has helped her discover her sexuality. "I was quite shy with it [my sexuality]. It wasn't something I embraced until I had my daughter. I saw how incredible and amazing it is to be a woman and to be able to create a life," she tells <em>Allure</em>. "There's a reason why certain areas of the body are desirable &mdash; because it all leads to reproduction. There's a science behind it all. It's not just to sell whatever you're selling on a billboard or a magazine or a movie." And! She might wear a bikini in a movie, but she won't go nude: "At least I'm still covered. I'm wearing as much as a bathing suit. It's not like I'm naked. I'm not terribly comfortable with being in a bikini, but covering up my genitals is different than not covering up my genitals, at the end of the day. I do see a difference in that, to put it really frankly." [<a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/article/235362/jessica-alba-sexy-is-scientific.html">Showbiz Spy</a>, <a href="http://scoop.today.com/_news/2011/07/12/7067466-jessica-alba-cant-ever-get-down-to-pre-baby-weight">Scoop</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5820761/jessica-alba-finally-finds-out-what-boobs-are-for" title="Click here to read more about Jessica Alba Finally Finds Out What Boobs Are For">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Jul 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Bachelors of the world, be advised: <strong>Pippa Middleton</strong> is single and ready to mingle. She and boyfriend <strong>Alex Somethingorother </strong>have split up. Suddenly, thanks to that famous bottom and her connection to Princess Shinylocks, Pippa is the most eligible bachelorette on planet Earth. And since getting married is the <em>most important</em> thing a woman can do with her life, the media will be tracking Pippa's dating life and road to the altar. <strong>Prince Harry</strong>, are you ready to step up? [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2002657/Pippa-Middleton-Alex-Loudon-split.html">Daily Mail</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20395222_20502183,00.html">People</a>, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/pippa_single_lar_sensation_j0p6OLgf29lKyqdxGRm0YJ">Page Six</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5811290/her-royal-hotness-pippa-middleton-is-single--ready-to-mingle" title="Click here to read more about Her Royal Hotness Pippa Middleton Is Single & Ready To Mingle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<strong>Bethenny Frankel</strong> is being sued by her ex-manager, <strong>Doug Wald</strong>, who claims that he helped her make the deal to create the Skinnygirl cocktail brand &mdash; but was cut out of the profit share. According to this report, "Wald says Frankel specifically sought out his advice because she thought the Skinnygirl cocktail was underexploited and he could help her make some money from it." The Skinnygirl cocktail brand is a huge success, because women love booze but hate calories, and when the line was acquired in March, it was a $120 million deal. Wald wants his ten percent &mdash; $12 million - and $100 million in damages. Ouch. [<a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/bethenny-frankel-sued-by-manager-187292">Hollywood Reporter</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5801192/bethenny-being-sued-for-skinnygirl-profits" title="Click here to read more about Bethenny Being Sued For Skinnygirl Profits">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 May 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/1581 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/1581 --> This morning,<strong> Meredith Vieira </strong>announced that she is indeed leaving the <em>Today</em> show in June (as rumored). "I want to spend more [time] with my husband Richard, and my kids," she said. Her husband has written a book about the fact that he's coping with multiple sclerosis and colon cancer. Meredith also said: "I really hope to stay in the NBC family." <strong>Ann Curry</strong>, who is so freaking earnest and <a href="http://jezhttp://jezebel.com/5026680/its-official-the-today-show-is-making-me-crazy" target="new">annoying</a> it is painful, will take Meredith's spot, and <strong>Natalie Morales</strong> will read the news, taking Ann's job. The Associated Press notes: "<em>Today</em> is careful to cultivate the image of family, and made the announcement with the five regulars seated on a couch, tossing off jokes to blunt emotion." [<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5garaunzRAKlF1vMNa7JXbQHHW01Q?docId=97a82641170248fe9dda6e844de2854a">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5799911/meredith-vieira-tears-up-while-announcing-departure-from-today-show" title="Click here to read more about Meredith Vieira Tears Up While Announcing Departure From Today Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 May 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we try not to get injured by the jagged detrius masquerading as gossip in <em>Ok!</em>, <em>In Touch</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>Us</em> and <em>Star</em>. This week, Royal Wedding wackiness is in overdrive; Khloe Kardashian is miffed that people think she looks "massive"; and <em>Star</em> totally didn't mean to call Katie Holmes a spacey drug addict. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5796262/this-week-in-tabloids-star-apologizes-for-calling-katie-holmes-an-addict" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Star Apologizes For Calling Katie Holmes An Addict">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Apr 2011 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em><small>And now: Some imagined dialogue from the premiere of The Kennedys, starring Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes</em></small>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5786777/fun-on-the-red-carpet-with-tom-cruise--katie-holmes/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Fun On The Red Carpet With Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Tom Cruise and his crazy eyes were on the red carpet yesterday, ostensibly to support wife Katie Holmes at the premiere of <em>The Kennedys</em>. The made-for-TV movie was dropped by The History Channel, then picked up by Reelz Channel, and those folks threw a maybe-you-didn't-care-about-us-before-but-we-bet-you-do-now party last night in Beverly Hills. Though Katie is the star of the project &mdash; she does play Jackie Kennedy, after all! &mdash; Tom made sure to nudge himself into most of the photographs. What follows is some <em>imagined</em> dialogue between Tom and Katie on the red carpet. Any resemblance to actual dialogue is completely coincidental.  <a href="http://jezebel.com/#!5786777/fun-on-the-red-carpet-with-tom-cruise--katie-holmes/gallery/1">Let's take a look! &raquo;</a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5786869/red-carpet-fun-with-tom--katie" title="Click here to read more about Red Carpet Fun With Tom & Katie!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Move over, paparazzi:<strong> street-style chroniclers</strong> can now command up to $1,000 for  choice shots. But don't get too excited: we're talking the "Bloggers Walk" at Paris Fashion Week &mdash; and apparently these require pap-level aggression and commitment.  In other words, more than a casual interest and a digital cam. [<a href="http://www.fashionologie.com/Streetstyle-Photographers-Become-Fashion-Week-Paparazzi-One-Image-Can-Net-Over-1000-15024727">Fashionologie</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5783992/street+style-photographers-are-making-serious-bank" title="Click here to read more about Street-Style Photographers Are Making Serious Bank">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:53:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<strong>Katie Holmes</strong> and stylist <strong>Jeanne Yang</strong> hit up Barneys yesterday to promote their <strong>incredibly expensive clothing line, Holmes & Yang</strong>. (A $325 camisole is the cheapest item.) They say they are working on some kind of a <strong>perfume</strong>, which would be, says Holmes, <strong>"temperature-triggered."</strong> Then Holmes mused about creating <strong>a lipstick that could change color based on the wearer's mood</strong>. "That would be funny," she said. And if everyone knew purple was code for a bad mood, well, "it would be a nice warning when you walk into the room." Yes, but what color would signify, <strong>"Send help, Scientologist husband"</strong>? [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/markets-news/barneys-showcases-holmes-yang-3556563?module=today#">WWD</a>]
<ul><li><strong>Jessica White</strong> rejected a plea deal that would have seen her sentenced to two days community service and two days of anger-management counseling. White, whom you may recognize from her frequent appearances in the <i>Sports Illustrated</i> Swimsuit Edition and on the Victoria's Secret runway, was arrested and accused of <strong>assaulting a woman outside a Manhattan nightclub </strong>last November. She and her lawyer think they can beat the charges, so the trial date has been set for May 17. <strong>"She's a nasty, angry person,"</strong> White's lawyer said of the alleged victim. "Video shows she was running after my client from behind. <strong>She recognized she was Jessica White, and was shouting, 'You're a celebrity. I'm going to take you down.'</strong>" This should be interesting. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/misdemeanor_assault_trial_set_for_Ce1A1IfAWLCUwagsBaXg1M">NYPost</a>]
<li>Finally, someone in fashion with a <strong>discernible moral compass</strong>! And one whose arrow swings quickly <i>away</I> from people who say things like, <strong>"I love Hitler, people like you would all be dead."</strong> Tell us what you think of <strong>John Galliano</strong>, <strong>Isaac Mizrahi</strong>: "<strong>It can't be tolerated.</strong> I guess I'm the wrong one to talk to, because I never really liked sort of what he did so much. I liked better what <strong>McQueen</strong> did. I liked better what <strong>Vivienne Westwood</strong> did. So now I don't like it, and <strong>he's a Jew hater? I was like, buh-bye.</strong>" And why is it so dangerous for what <strong>Galliano</strong> said to be tolerated within the industry? "I don't really think about him. But they do, <strong>they think about him a lot, the fashion cognoscenti &mdash; they think of him a lot. And so it's a dangerous situation</strong>...I don't think he'll work again. I hope not. <strong>I hope he doesn't work again.</strong>" [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2011/03/isaac_mizrahi_hopes_john_galli.html">The Cut</a>]
<li><strong>Chicken pot pie is "Anna Wintour's favorite dish," </strong>says her private chef and caterer. "Because it's quick to serve and moves things right along." Ah, so it's her "favorite" to serve. Not to consume. It's fashion. Got it. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/17/fashion/17noticed.html?_r=1">NYTimes</a>]
<li>British <i>Vogue</i> editor-in-chief <strong>Alexandra Shulman</strong> took to Twitter yesterday to answer reader questions and share such <a href="http://twitter.com/vogue_london/status/47742462772523009">wisdom</a> as "<strong>Fashion and style are different</strong> - one constantly changes and the other is <strong>more of a lasting notion</strong>." And to tell blatant, bald-faced <a href="http://twitter.com/vogue_london/status/47738561579057153">lies</a> like "<strong>Most people with jobs at Vogue didn't know someone but they did work hard to get the job.</strong>" And to admit that people basically don't listen <a href="http://twitter.com/vogue_london/status/47721685310390273">to her</a>: "Many designers replied to <strong>my size0 letter</strong> but sample sizes are still ridiculously small." [<a href="http://twitter.com/vogue_london">@vogue_london</a>]
<li><strong>Gap</strong> is pushing its <strong>1969</strong> denim sub-brand &mdash; hard. [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/markets-news/gap-aims-to-expand-1969-line-3556107?module=today#">WWD</a>]
<li><strong>Uniqlo</strong> and its founder, <strong>Tadashi Yanai</strong>, are donating some <strong>$17 million</strong> to the Japanese earthquake appeal. In addition, Uniqlo is giving $8.6 million worth of clothing to earthquake survivors directly. [<a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/03/15/fashion-world-rallies-for-japan-with-uniqlos-17m-donation-leading-the-way/">Time</a>]
<li><strong>Naomi Campbell</strong> is opening a pop-up store at Westfield Mall in London that will sell clothing, including some she has worn, to benefit the <strong>Prince's Trust</strong> charity. [<a href="http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/article/TMG8381416/Naomi-Campbell-turns-shopkeeper.html#">Telegraph</a>]
<li>At a recent London shoot, a stylist asked <strong>Lara Stone</strong> if she had <strong>breast implants</strong>: "I was being tied up with rope for a fashion story. <strong>Apparently if my boobs were fake they might have exploded under the pressure.</strong>" [<a href="http://models.com/feed/?p=19060">Models.com</a>]
<li><strong>Liya Kebede</strong> stars in the adaptation of Somali model <strong>Waris Dirie</strong>'s excellent memoir <i><strong>Desert Flower</strong></i>. The thing that you should know about this film right off the bat is that it features a scene in which <strong>Kebede</strong>'s character <strong>undergoes a particularly horrific form of FGM</strong>. <strong>Dirie</strong> is an anti-FGM activist, her book (and the several, more investigative and less personal, follow-ups she has written on the topic) deals extensively with the social, cultural, and religious dimensions of <strong>FGM</strong>, as well as its terrible impacts on <strong>women's health</strong>. And so you spend virtually the whole length of this overall light-hearted slip of a movie about a Somali refugee who gets discovered by a fashion photographer dreading <i>that</I> flashback to <i>that</I> scene. (At the screening I attended, <strong>about a half-dozen people walked out</strong>. Some were quite upset.) <strong>"It's a wonderful story about being a girl, overcoming things,"</strong> says Kebede, a sentence which has to be in the running for Understatement Of The Year. Kebede also soft-pedals the political  overtones of the film's subject matter, rejecting the idea that the movie could be seen as in any way "feminist." "It shows a lot about the courage of an individual," she says. "I mean, yes, it's about a girl, but <strong>really, it's about anyone.</strong>" That's sort of the problem with this adaptation of <I>Desert Flower</I> in a nutshell: some important and even interesting ideas are raised, but the main players &mdash; including director <strong>Sherry Horman</strong>, who can't seem to make up her mind whether this should be the kind of movie that has <strong>montages set to pop music</strong> where the main character wears a lot of different outfits, or the kind of movie that has a<strong> minutes-long scene where a four-year-old gets held down, screaming</strong>, while an old lady cuts off her clitoris and labia minora with a rusty razor blade and stitches up her labia majora with thorns, and is then left bleeding profusely and screaming in the desert &mdash; don't seem inclined (or even able) to rise to them. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2011/03/tastemakers_liya_kebede.html">The Cut</a>]
<li>The founders of <strong>Lucky Brand</strong> have apparently launched a new project: a line called <strong>Civilianaire</strong>. [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/markets-news/lucky-brand-founders-launch-civilianaire-3556124?module=today#">WWD</a>]
<li><strong>Emmanuelle Alt</strong> says that the next issue of <i>Vogue</I> Paris includes an haute couture shoot with <strong>Kate Moss</strong>, by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. [<a href="http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/columns/hilary-alexander/TMG8364869/Emmanuelle-Alt-interview.html#">Telegraph</a>]
<li><strong>Fredericks of Hollywood </strong>has signed a deal with an Abu Dhabi-based company to open <strong>at least ten new stores in six Middle Eastern countries</strong>. [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/business-news/fredericks-of-hollywood-inks-middle-east-licensing-deal-3555760?module=today#">WWD</a>]
<li><strong>Gareth Pugh</strong> says it took him "four or five seasons" worth of showing his collections before he made any sales to stores. "There was a point a couple of years ago, right before a show, when I barely had enough money to get my team over to Paris. But I think <strong>it's like Alcoholics Anonymous: Take every day as it comes.</strong>" [<a href="http://vicestyle.com/en/features/articles/item/gareth-pugh/1">Vice</a>]
<li>The <strong>C.E.O. of J.C. Penney made $13.1 million </strong>last year. How 'bout you? [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/business-news/penneys-ullman-pay-jumps-3556538?module=today#">WWD</a>]
<li><strong>Vena Cava</strong> relaunched its website. Surf on over &mdash; the water's fine. [<a href="http://www.venacava.com/">Official Site</a>]
<li><strong>United Colors of Benetton</strong>'s 2010 profits fell by 16% from 2009. Last year, the company made <strong>$134.6 million</strong>. The year before, it had made <strong>$169.6 million</strong>. [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/business-news/benetton-profits-fall-3556534?module=today#">WWD</a>]
<li>Wow. <strong><i>Details</I> magazine used to be awesome</strong>. [<a href="http://Racked.com/archives/2011/03/15/a-1988-details-provides-an-andy-warhol-perry-ellis-limelight-time-capsule.php">Racked</a>]
<li>The nation of <strong>Lithuania</strong> has formulated <strong>a national scent.</strong> The perfume is being distributed to Lithuanian soldiers serving overseas, and to foreign ambassadors in the capital, Vilnius. It's also for sale at the country's airports. Notes include bergamot, wild flower bouquet, raspberry, red berries, lily of the valley, lilac, rose, amber, and musk, and many of the ingredients are indigenous to <strong>Lithuania</strong>. [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/beauty-industry-news/lithuanias-national-scent-3554628?browsets=1300285011065#">WWD</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5782492/katie-holmes-dreams-of-mood-lipstick-seriously" title="Click here to read more about Katie Holmes Dreams Of Mood Lipstick. Seriously.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Mar 2011 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				On January 19, <em>Star</em> magazine's cover <a href="http://jezebel.com/#!5737853/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-holmes-is-an-addict">blared</a>, "Katie DRUG SHOCKER!" accompanied by the words "ADDICTION NIGHTMARE." In a "world exclusive," the magazine spoke with several former Scientologists, who claimed that having an auditing treatment produces an effect "similar to heroin!" Former Scientologist and engineering student Arnaldo Lerma told the magazine:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5773662/katie-holmes-sues-star-magazine-for-calling-her-an-addict" title="Click here to read more about Katie Holmes Sues Star Magazine For Calling Her An Addict">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><i><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #teenvogue" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #teenvogue" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/teenvogue/">Teen Vogue</a></i>'s March cover features a shot of <i><strong>Twilight</strong></i>'s <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ashleygreene" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ashleygreene" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ashleygreene/">Ashley Greene</a></strong> that makes her neck look about twice as long as usual. Weird angle? Odd hair placement? Overzealous Photoshop? Perfect storm of the above? Whatever, it's uncanny. [<a href="http://styleite.com/axuxl">Styleite</a>]</uL>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5749934/what-happened-to-ashley-greenes-neck" title="Click here to read more about What Happened To Ashley Greene's Neck?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Feb 2011 11:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Yesterday not one, but <em>two</em> publications reported on the screening of <em>Son of No One</em> at Sundance, saying Katie Holmes' performance elicited "a collective groan" and mass "exodus" from the theater. The problem? None of this actually happened.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5744177/is-someone-trying-to-sabotage-katie-holmess-career" title="Click here to read more about Who's Trying To Sabotage Katie Holmes? [Updated]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Jan 2011 19:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>MSNBC executives are searching for a star to replace <strong>Keith Olbermann</strong>, who quit abruptly last week, and a network source says <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #alecbaldwin" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #alecbaldwin" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/alecbaldwin/">Alec Baldwin</a></strong> is at the top of their list.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5743254/nbc-wants-alec-baldwin-to-replace-keith-olbermann" title="Click here to read more about NBC Wants Alec Baldwin To Replace Keith Olbermann">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 Jan 2011 18:59:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Jan 2011 18:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Holmes Is An Addict]]></title>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup. This week, Justin Timberlake continues to text Olivia Munn; Taylor Swift's been stabbed in the heart, figuratively; and Katie Holmes has become a glassy-eyed junkie.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5737853/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-holmes-is-an-addict" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Katie Holmes Is An Addict">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Jan 2011 15:54:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #anntaylor" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #anntaylor" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/anntaylor/">Ann Taylor</a></strong> replaced <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #heidiklum" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #heidiklum" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidiklum/">Heidi Klum</a></strong> with <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katieholmes" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katieholmes" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/katieholmes/">Katie Holmes</a></strong> for the spring season. The brand says it sought <strong>Holmes</strong>, who's also modeled for <strong>J. Crew</strong> and been the face of <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #miumiu" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #miumiu" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/miumiu/">Miu Miu</a></strong>, for "her <strong>intellect</strong>, kindness and enduring personal style." [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/retail-news/katie-holmes-stars-in-new-ann-taylor-campaign-3417164?browsets=1294849279309">WWD</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5731694/katie-holmes-face-of-ann-taylor-coming-to-a-billboard-near-you" title="Click here to read more about Katie Holmes, Face Of Ann Taylor, Coming To A Billboard Near You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Jan 2011 12:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenna Sauers]]></dc:creator>
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<p class="small">[Los Angeles, January 11. Image via <a href="http://pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com/">Pacific Coast News Online</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5731583/katie--suri-meet-a-piggy-at-the-petting-zoo" title="Click here to read more about Katie & Suri Meet A Piggy At The Petting Zoo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Jan 2011 10:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: HGf8pWpZ35k --><!-- /videoId: HGf8pWpZ35k -->No advertisers or sponsors complained about <em>The Kennedys</em> miniseries, but sources say <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #carolinekennedy" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #carolinekennedy" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/carolinekennedy/">Caroline Kennedy</a> and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mariashriver" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mariashriver" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/mariashriver/">Maria Shriver</a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/caroline-kennedy-maria-shriver-helped-69764">lobbied</a> executives to pull the series from the History Channel. Both are working on projects for the network's parent company.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5730485/did-caroline-kennedy--maria-shriver-kill-the-kennedys-miniseries" title="Click here to read more about Did Caroline Kennedy & Maria Shriver Kill The Kennedys Miniseries?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ln><strong>Tom Cruise</strong> and <strong>Katie Holmes</strong> are skipping the Oscars this year because <strong>Anne Hathaway's</strong> hosting.   Like a humorless Wu Tang Clan for the next generation, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ain't nothin' to fuck with.</ln>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5728748/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-will-not-tolerate-being-laughed-at" title="Click here to read more about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Will Not Tolerate Being Laughed At">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 09 Jan 2011 10:30:07 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Comeback kid (?) <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> has already gone back to her complicated lifestyle of dramarama mixed with rich-people acquisitions. We could talk about her for hours&mdash;she just never stops! All that Red Bull, maybe. Here we go. </li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5728185/the-adventures-of-lindsay-part-473-trouble--riches-and-reconciliations" title="Click here to read more about The Adventures of Lindsay, Part 473: Trouble (?), Riches, and Reconciliations">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 08 Jan 2011 10:30:02 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Dec 2010 15:18:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The kid with the hair and that girl from that show your niece watches must be dating; they were seen together again.  Speculating about the romantic lives of children is not weird at all!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5714959/justin-bieber-and-selena-gomez-are-most-definitely-in-love" title="Click here to read more about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Most Definitely In Love">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<p class="small">[Suri visits mommy on the set of Jack And Jill, Los Angeles, December 13. Image via <a href="http://pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com/">Pacific Coast News Online</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5713318/katie-calms-suri-with-cozy-jammies--sparkling-water" title="Click here to read more about Katie Calms Suri With Cozy Jammies & Sparkling Water">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><strong>Madonna</strong> has opened a new gym in Mexico City.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5702168/madonna-opens-gym-in-mexico" title="Click here to read more about Madonna Opens Gym In Mexico">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<i>LOS ANGELES, November 24, 2010: Scientolospawn <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #suricruise" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #suricruise" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/suricruise/">Suri Cruise</a> will audit you as soon as look at you. Image via Bauer-Griffin.</i>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5699576/suri-is-counting-your-engrams" title="Click here to read more about Suri Cruise Is Counting Your Engrams">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<p class="small">[Fort Lauderdale, November 23: The giant pink stuffed animal belongs to the sheriff. Image via <a href="http://insightnewsandfeatures.com">INF</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5697665/katie-and-suri-have-quite-the-escort" title="Click here to read more about Katie And Suri Have Quite The Escort">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Nov 2010 11:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Miley's Mom Gets Slut-Shamed]]></title>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to satisfy our cravings for "news" with the weekly tabloids. This week: Pregnant Mariah can haz cheeseburger; Heidi and Spencer mooch off his parents; and Tish Cyrus is the "ultimate groupie."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5680642/this-week-in-tabloids-mileys-mom-gets-slut+shamed/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Miley's Mom Gets Slut-Shamed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Nov 2010 13:56:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Justin Timberlake & Olivia Munn's &quot;Amazing Sex&quot;]]></title>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I search for bubbling hot gossip in the celebrity weeklies. Today, we learned how Justin Timberlake fucked &mdash; and fucked over &mdash; Olivia Munn.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5674660/this-week-in-tabloids-justin-timberlake--olivia-munns-amazing-sex/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Justin Timberlake & Olivia Munn's &quot;Amazing Sex&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Oct 2010 13:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Source Claims Beyoncé Is Pregnant]]></title>
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				<ul><li><em>Us Weekly</em> is reporting that <strong>Beyoncé</strong> is pregnant. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5668597/source-claims-beyonce-is-pregnant" title="Click here to read more about Source Claims Beyoncé Is Pregnant">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Jolie-Pitt Kids Swear, Drink & Drive]]></title>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I bask in sunny rays of gossip. This week: The Jolie-Pitt kids curse in French; Katie wanders Prague saddened by Scientology; Jennifer Grey is awesome; Rachel Zoe is pregnant.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5662972/this-week-in-tabloids-the-jolie+pitt-kids-swear-drink--drive/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: The Jolie-Pitt Kids Swear, Drink & Drive">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Oct 2010 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Rachel Zoe</strong> is pregnant, according to often-inaccurate tabloid<em> Ok! </em>magazine.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5653000/rumor-rachel-zoe-is-pregnant" title="Click here to read more about Rumor: Rachel Zoe Is Pregnant">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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