You know, there were plenty of super-important celebrity news stories we could kick this morning off with (K-Fed got married! and Angelina Jolie's kids are unimpressed by their mom's cinematic villainy!), and while I'm quite sure we're all familiar with the vicissitudes of morning talk show fate that paired wine-tasting buds Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb together so they could awkwardly discuss penis girth, briefly join the Furry community, and enjoy some sexually-charged Little Red Riding Hood cosplay, the pair's Today antics took an endearing and characteristically bizarre turn on Friday morning when Kathie Lee serenaded Hoda with a birthday song patterned on "Channing All Over Your Tatum." Spoiler alert: Kathie Lee's rendition is lightyears weirder.
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