Kate Middleton and that dude she lets sleep in her bed attended a match during day nine of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club. (British people love a title, don’t they.)
Old girl Kate handled this annual show of patriotism with ease and generally behaved like a normal person—because she is.
She sat down.
She abided by the apparent dress code of being a stone-faced white person in marginally flattering black sunglasses.
She sort of paid attention to Billie Jean King.
Most interestingly, she had her ear talked-off by Wimbledon chairman Philip Brook.
Then she and Prince William talked some shit (probably).
Finally, they stood up, having throughly satiated a nation’s taste for staring at arbitrarily special people.
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