Kanye Shows Off Diamond Teeth, Discusses Life On The Lam

Today on Ellen, Kanye West lamented that with the Taylor Swift incident, he destroyed his life in a “moment of sincerity… or alcohol.” However, he says he felt compelled to announce Beyonce was wronged because he’s a “soldier of culture.”

Kanye still seems pretty down about being “forced” to leave the country, but his description of living in Italy, Sweden and Hawaii — and then interning at Fendi — failed to elicit our sympathies.

It’s also hard to feel bad for a man who just had all his lower front teeth removed so he could replace them with diamonds.