Justin Bieber's $EXY New Jam Proves He's DEFINITELY Gotten a BJ BeforeMadeleine Davies10/21/13 7:50pmFiled to: justin biebermusicewcelebrityblow jobs81EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Ughhhhhh, Justin Bieber's new song "Hold Tight" is so shitty, you guys. From the opening line in which someone creepily whispers "every birthday, every birthday" (thanks for that, by the way — my ear really needed a good molesting this afternoon) until Bieber's last warbled "OOoooOOOoO," it's just non-stop awful. BUT it's not just awful awful, it's $EXXXY AWFUL — or, as JBiebs would have you believe, awfully $EXXXY.AdvertisementGone are Bieber's sugary pop days of crooning "Baby, baby, baby, ohhhhh." With "Hold Tight," he wants you to know that he's a man now and, like, has totally gotten a blow job before. Don't believe him? WELL, COULD A PERSON WHO'S NEVER GOTTEN A BLOW JOB SING LYRICS LIKE THIS???Don't let this go to your headBut you're the best, I've ever hadNot to mentionThat thing is swollenYou got me oh so in a tranceSomething like a ziploc, but a lip lockWant you wrapped around me like a wrist watchOh, so hard walking outGot me stuck like crazy glue, oohTo be fair, a chimp with an erection could sing those lyrics, but you get it.AdvertisementBaby Biebs is now a man and a man with a plan, at that. The plan = to put his swollen "thing" in a lady's mouth. THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT.