Justin Bieber Is 'Very Good In Bed' and 'Well Endowed' Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

A few days ago, news broke that a young woman had taken a video of Justin Bieber sleeping. Well now that young woman is saying that the two of them did more than snooze together, ifyouknowwhatI’msaying.

In an interview with The Sun, Brazilian model Tati Neves said the following shocking and entirely unbelievable things:

“Take it from me, he’s well endowed – and very good in bed.”

“A man must know what to do to make me happy – Justin did all that and more.”

Tati, who later posted the footage she took of Bieber online, also told the newspaper it was an “unforgettable” night and he “looked great naked”.

Absolutely no offense to Bieber, but while he might be well-endowed (that would certainly explain his propensity for drop-crotched Hammer pants) and he might look great naked (if you like hideous tattoos) at 19 years old, he is definitely not “very good in bed.” The only man in the history of histories that was very good in bed at 19 was Casanova, as anyone who has seen the Heath Ledger movie about his life and times could attest.

Unfortunately for Bieber, it’s probably hard for him to be too excited about the great press his dick is getting right now, given the food poisoning he had that forced him to cancel a show. Get better Bieber! If only for the women of the world.