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- It goes without saying that the biggest news of the week was Jamie Lynn Spears' underage spermination.
- But she's not the only one! Fantasia and Lily Allen are also up the stick.
- Stars are also pregnant with hair. A look back at the year in weaves.
- In other news, ur-douche Paul Janka did not date rape Moe. Imagine that!
- But if he had, British politician John Redwood probs would have let him go, but not without a stern talking-to. Because it wasn't stranger rape or anything.
- The beauty and fashion industries are still trying to sell us a lot of whitewashed models and junk science.
- But it's the holidays, bitches! So go fall into an egg nog coma whilst watching the Spice Girls, you fucking dykes!
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