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				Hey, so, Moe's locked out of her house and I get to write the intro, which means it'll be less stream-of-consciousness and more... something else, I don't know I haven't had any coffee but I'm definitely less hung over than yesterday and not nearly as screwed as Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. T. Michael Moseley and Secretary Michael W. Wynne who got fired yesterday because no one in the Air Force knows how to keep our nuclear technology safe or to themselves. We also parse PegNoo, talk about Crazy Dana Rohrabacher and his used underwear fetish, the Bridge to Nowhere, how to get out of nowhere, Lincoln and the syph, and how Moe is going to make her escape from Brooklyn (hint: it probably involves a bridge). All that is after the jump!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5013869/does-this-look-like-a-battery-to-you-no-then-please-join-the-air-force" title="Click here to read more about Does This Look Like A Battery To You? No? Then Please Join the Air Force">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<category><![CDATA[Peggy Noonan]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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