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			<title><![CDATA[7-Year-Old Steals Grandma's SUV For Joyride]]></title>
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				Meet Latarian Milton, a 7-year-old South Florida boy who faces <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2008/04/26/pkg.seven.stolen.car.wpbf">grand theft auto charges</a> after he stole his grandma's Dodge Durango for a joyride with a buddy of the same age (who smokes cigarettes) in which he smashed into mailboxes, other cars, and street signs until the front wheels fell off. Why did he do it? "I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend." Seriously! Get a load of him and his swagger in the clip above. The best is what Latarian thinks his punishment should be totaling his grandma's car and nearly killing others: "No videos games for an entire weekend." [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2008/04/26/pkg.seven.stolen.car.wpbf">CNN</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/385168/7+year+old-steals-grandmas-suv-for-joyride" title="Click here to read more about 7-Year-Old Steals Grandma's SUV For Joyride">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<category><![CDATA[Dodge Durango]]></category>
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			<category><![CDATA[joy rides]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[latarian milton]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[thug appeal]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Thug Life]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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