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"After a honeymoon for 29 years, we decided to ruin it and get married," said Behar of the vows she exchanged this summer when The View returned from hiatus this morning. She rattled off a list of the top ten reasons she got married that included "Now that gay marriage is legal in New York, 'spousal equivalents' is so 2010" and "Joy is embarrassed asking about senior discounts for her boyfriend." More »
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Tina Fey and husband Jeff Richmond welcomed their second child, daughter Penelope Athena, on Wednesday. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown wants you to think about how he feels when he's criticized for his violence and petulance. Plus, Kim Kardashian gets her butt x-rayed to prove that it's real. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Joy Behar discovers that she and Lady Gaga have the same vagina doctor. Plus, Diablo Cody says The United States of Tara has been canceled. More »
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This morning on The View, Elisabeth was telling a boring-ass, way-too-long story about her daughter losing a tooth and asking questions about the Tooth Fairy when Joy cut her off and said, "Did you try to find out if the Tooth Fairy has a birth certificate?" in reference to Elisabeth's not-so-silent support of the birther movement. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Stoya makes a wonderful point about pubic hair. Plus, Deepak Chopra makes an awesome typo. More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Charlie Sheen's scent is music to his fans' noses, noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker gets makeover, and the "hiccup girl" is a total asshole. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, everyone—from Snooki to Snoop—is putting Japan in their prayers. Do all these people actually even pray? Or is that something that they just think they should say. Also, some celebs aren't letting this kind of tweet stop them from also self-promoting. More »
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With Charlie Sheen being fired from Two and a Half Men today, his whole "winning" meme is so much deeper now. Plus, Adrianne Curry posts a picture of herself in stirrups at the gyno. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, with the Oscars being so boring and Charlie Sheen being, um, Charlie Sheen, he's the main topic on celebs' Twitter accounts. More »
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Today, the ladies of The View appeared on Oprah. O had the original table from The View's first season flown in for the special event for all the ladies to sit around it, Hot Topics style. It was more like a boring sleepover than anything, with the ladies sharing what they have in their purses. (Babs' keeps hard copies of everything from publications to her personal schedule in hers, while Whoopi didn't have a purse to show.) More »
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One topic last night on The Joy Behar Show was about men who are addicted to internet porn, which causes problems for them in their real-life sexual relationships, leading some to fake their orgasms. The thing that's annoying about this is that it's not from some kind of sexual dysfunction issue. The guys are just tapped out from playing with themselves all day, and couldn't reserve a load for their girlfriends/wives. Davy Rothbart from New York magazine comes off particularly creepy with his chain and his shifty eyes and his stammering, sharing his methods for tricking his partner into thinking he's climaxed. Gah. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Pink shares a personal pic of her baby bump. Plus, Amazon has weird suggestions for Dave Navarro. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Denise Richards reacts to Kasey Jordan's interview on GMA. Plus, Billy Bush has very strong opinions about women and lipstick. More »
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• Oh, Ke$ha. We live in uncertain and unsteady times. So perhaps we should thank you for being reliable, constant and steadfast in your unfailing dedication to atrocity. And for informing us that your upcoming tour will be an "assault."

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Fed up with Joy Behar constantly mocking Jersey Shore, JWoww and Snooki have issued a predictably classy response. In a video posted online, they impersonate Joy with thick accents, and call her a "miserable fucking bitch." More »
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Between landing the first-ever daytime TV interview with the President, Barbara's new cow heart, Elisabeth Hasselbeck's tears, and the kerfuffle with Bill O'Reilly, 2010 has been a banner year for the ladies on The View. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Coco is feeling a little down, 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler flaunt their love, and Joy Behar is now BFF with Bill O'Reilly. More »
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• The Dancing With the Stars production office intercepted a "threatening letter containing white powder" (it was talcum) that forced a building evacuation. The FBI is investigating! Could the perps be those "haters" who Bristol Palin's been talking about lately?

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The ladies on the panel take pride in their election coverage and serious interviews with political candidates. So they were immediately put off when Wasilla mayoral candidate Levi Johnston tried to evade the first question by giving them flowers. More »
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The View returned live today for the first time since Thursday's headline-making show with guest Bill O'Reilly. The panel revealed some behind-the-scenes gossip about how excited Bill was over the attention that Whoopi and Joy's walkout would generate. More »
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Television shoutfests over ideology may be entertaining to watch, but they're even more entertaining for the shouters. Just look at Bill O'Reilly admitting how much fun it was to harangue and condescend to the ladies of The View. More »
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Today Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar stormed off the set after getting in a heated argument with guest Bill O'Reilly, who said, "Muslims killed us on 9/11." Before she left, Whoopi screamed, "That is such bullshit!" More »
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• Britney Spears' conservatorship should end sometime in the next three months.

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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dolly Parton makes Nate Berkus cry, Teresa Giudice goes on Dr. Phil to talk about racial stereotyping, Barbara Walters is at her best when she's around children. More »
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Leave it to the media to ask the hard questions in the wake of reporter Ines Sainzs's alleged harassment by the New York Jets. And now she's being forced to answer questions of whether she was asking for it. Yep. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, JWoww is live Tweeting as she bails Snooki out of jail, Teri Hatcher is scary, and Lady Gaga is cooking. More »
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History is being made today as it was the first time a president in office appeared on a daytime talk show. Obama said he chose The View because he "was trying to find a show that Michelle actually watched." More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Wendy Williams airs out her vagina, Snooki shares an embarrassing high school memory, and some chicks on Fox News have a "catfight." More »
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• We heard this rumor a couple of weeks ago, and here it is again: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might show up at Comic-Con next week.

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Today in Tweet Beat: new Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn elaborates on some recent, uh, comments. Plus, Dita Von Teese helps out a little old lady. More »
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Today The View addressed Janeane Garofalo saying President Obama's call for prayers to end the oil spill is "anti-intellectual." Of course, this led to Elisabeth screaming about how she's being oppressed for her religious convictions. More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gets her ass handed to her in the most delightful way, Betty White outs a Hollywood legend, and Perez Hilton thinks he's the arbiter of what is and isn't appropriate. More »
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In a move that seemed very scripted, Elisabeth Hasslebeck questioned LL Cool J about his strength, asking: "What can you curl? A buck twenty? Can you curl me?" LL replied, "I can absolutely curl you." And then picked her up. More »
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Yesterday I experienced something that was 12 years on the making: I sat in the audience of The View. The best part is that guest Judge Judy sat 10 feet in front of me and talked about sex and weed! More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, photographer Terry Richardson bites a weenie, Big Daddy Kane gets married, and Jimmy Fallon and Joy Behar weirdly resemble each other. More »
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At last night's White House Correspondents' Dinner, the stars of Hollywood and the media came together for a night of glamour and good times, and the fashions were totally A-list: More »
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• Michael Lohan claims that Lindsay Lohan's apartment was a "mess" when he stormed in yesterday. As for Lindsay, she "looked like she was hit by a truck..." her eyes were allegedly "pale and bloodshot, and her hair was a mess."

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Tom Scott is a genius! He created Stupid FIght, a program in which you plug in celebrity names, and find out who has the stupider fans. More »
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