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			<title><![CDATA[Mittens Should Be Seen And Not Heard]]></title>
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				My fellow Americans, some men were put on this earth to be seen and not heard, and I hereby present to you video evidence that the Romneys seem to be cut from this cloth. This thought may have occurred to you before &mdash; maybe when he posed the question of a group of African American citizens on Monday as to "<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/01/21/politics/fromtheroad/entry3734680.shtml">who let the dogs out</a>." Or when he chastised John McCain for turning "<a href="http://jezebel.com/341487/">the pharmaceutical industry into the bad guys</a>" or stammered all that bullshit about blah blah he never had relations with that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15hVj29hH2k">lobbyist</a>. Or when you read hunky Josh Romney's <a href="http://fivebrothers.mittromney.com/blog/comments/169">blog post</a> about how he devilishly, and at age 32, recently <em>short-sheeted his parents' bed</em> But there's an answer, folks: see how much better they get when they're speaking French so you can't understand them? Or if you turn off the sound altogether and just let the sexy tunes take over? That's what I'm talking about. Video by <a href="http://www.americanautotroph.com">Richard Blakeley</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/348625/mittens-should-be-seen-and-not-heard" title="Click here to read more about Mittens Should Be Seen And Not Heard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Talking About The Campaign Could Destroy Your Marriage!]]></title>
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				It's not just us, commentwhores! The Hillary-Barack beatdown is tearing apart classy dinner parties and wounding friendships and polarizing New York and even rendering marriages icier than...um...your frozen bank account in Second Life, the once-prosperous totally fictional virtual reality universe that has turned into a virtual Steinbeck novel since a rash of bank runs! Okay, and Mitt Romney's sons are devilish pranksters, <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bill_clinton_screw_it_im_running">The Onion pretty much encapsulates everything you need to know about the campaign right now</a>, and Obama is a <a href="www.thenation.com/blogs/campaignmatters?bid=45&pid=273806">YouTube sensation.</a> Also, if you were a fan of a certain couple of leading men, you're gonna have to satisfy yourself with the neverending USA Network reruns. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/347946/talking-about-the-campaign-could-destroy-your-marriage" title="Click here to read more about Talking About The Campaign Could Destroy Your Marriage!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:00:25 EST]]></pubDate>
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