The White House Correspondents dinner—that bizarre annual ritual in which celebrities are smushed in between politicians to temporarily relieve Washington from its own bitter, bloated, halitosis-ridden reality—is tomorrow night, and in a spot-on video spoof for Vanity Fair, Veep star (and friend of Jezebel) Timothy Simons is having a tough time mustering enthusiasm.

“This is honestly the most jowl-y event that I’ve ever attended,” Simons says to himself in the mirror. “Hey yo Biden! Where that weed at!?”


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