Jon Gosselin Is Waiting Tables and Living in a Cabin in the ForestLindy West9/20/13 10:00amFiled to: jon gosselinkate gosselinchristian audigier114EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkWhat...what is this strange sensation? A tingling in the extremities, a refracted brightness on the edge of sight, an ungraspable warmth bubbling up from the secret places of the earth...what wizardry is brewing inside me? Am I myself? Was I just...delighted by a Gosselin-related news story? WHAT NEW WORLD IS THIS?Jon Gosselin—epic eye roller, bumbling tax avoider, alleged extortionist, eternal shrinking violet—told Entertainment Tonight last night that he's currently waiting tables in a restaurant and living in a rural Pennsylvania cabin without TV or internet. This is obviously amazing. Like, god forbid somebody who was once on the television get an actual human-being job where they perform services in exchange for money and then use that money to pay for things such as rent and food! What's next—white people going to jail!?!?ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.