Martha Stewart is a perfect specimen of a human, which is why it's so nice when she decides to drop out of her castle in the sky and come down to earth to chat with the good people on Earth about everything you're doing wrong. And as she revealed in a Reddit AMA Thursday, you're doing a lot wrong.
And your tattoos:
And what kind sex you're having:
Your use of truffle oil is sickening:
As are the "snacks" you're serving at your parties:
Don't bug her about online dating:
Those of you who worry about the past too much should stop:
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