This afternoon, I emailed my grandma asking her if she was excited for the final debate. “Yes!” she wrote back, “And you?!!!?” Damn, that’s my brilliant, grandma dragging the election process.

Tonight, we will watch the candidates face off in the final debate moderated by Chris Wallace at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas at 9 p.m. tonight. Will Hillary Clinton have time to catch a matinee of Cirque du Soleil’s Mystère? Will Donald Trump be permanently misplaced after he lies down on an orange dirt canyon floor and vanishes? Only time will tell. See you HERE in FIVE HOURS with a freaking SMILE on your FACE!