Jezebel: Johnny

If Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split We Quit Life

Luke Malone — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST

Mark it in your calendars: today's the day that love officially died. They've been together for almost 14 years, raised two children together and have never seemed anything but super happy together, so you'll excuse us if we gently collapse after hearing Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are on the verge of a split. Word on the street is that Johnny is "quietly" consulting lawyers amid talk he was caught flirting with other women recently. "People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end," said some absolute bummer. "Johnny has started reaching out to lawyers, probably to quietly discuss how to get out of the relationship. They're not married but they've been together for years and have kids together so it isn't as easy as just breaking up." If this is true then we should all break up with our significant others now – if they can't make it no one can. [Radar] More »

Britney Spears Is Gettin' Married, Y'all!

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 10:30:00 EST

"Insiders" report that Brit-Brit, devastated by abuse rumors about her boyfriend Jason Trawick that surfaced earlier this week, is going to show everyone by marrying him. Given her history of making great decisions, this can only end well. More »

The Curse Of People's Sexiest Man Alive

Sadie Stein — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:55:00 EDT

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People's "Sexiest Man Alive": a title without equal or a sinister curse that will rob you, world's sexiest heartthrob, of your career, your dignity, your freedom...and your life?! More »

Elle MacPherson Proudly, Stupidly Eats Rhino Horn

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 11:32:00 EDT

Elle MacPherson eats powdered rhino horn as a dietary supplement, because, "It works for me." Except: rhinos are endangered, and the only way to get rhino horn is to cut one off a rhino and leave it to die. [TOL]

Jennifer Love Hewitt And Jamie Kennedy Are Dunzo; Corey Haim's Death Linked To Drug Ring

Hortense Smith — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:30:00 EST

Ghost Whisperer co-stars Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have split after one year of dating. There are no details on the split just yet, though surely Preston Meyers is somewhere holding a letter, yelling, "This is my sign!" [People]

Lindsay Loan & Sam Ronson: Splitsville? Or Engaged?

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: On the rocks??? Apparently LL loves to party and Sam is shuns the spotlight; plus Sam's a thoughtful person and isn't sure how she comes across in this "celebrity romance." Gah. [Daily Mail]
Wait a minute! Sam proposed?! While she and Lindsay were on vacay in Mexico! With a Cartier diamond ring! [ONTD]
Holy crap: John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were seen kissing on Monday in California. They flew in to L.A. together on a private plane; hugged and kissed and then went their separate ways. Then again, the source is The National Enquirer. Hmm. [Perez Hilton]
Jen and Vince together again in a sequel to The Break-Up? This just seems false. [Daily Express]
Actor Guillaume Depardieu, son of French movie star Gerard Depardieu, died yesterday of complications from pneumonia. He was 37. [USA Today]
Maureen McCormick, aka Marcia Brady, is spilling all in her new memoir: depression, drug addiction, abortions, trading sex for drugs and engaging in full-on binges at the Playboy Mansion. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! [E!]