Jezebel: Johnny Depp

Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense

Luke Malone — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST

She's yet to sign the divorce papers, but Katy Perry is clearly over Russell Brand because she's been making a sustained play for Tim Tebow. On stage to perform some songs at a pre-Super Bowl party, she made sure to let the virgin quarterback know that she'd be up for seeing his ~~pea~~cock any day of the week when she dedicated "Peacock" to him personally. But it didn't end there: Perry continued with a double-barrel assault at the NFL Honors ceremony on Saturday by singling him out when she took to the stage to present an award. "Hey Tim, my parents say hi," she said, a coy reference to the fact her minister parents have already said they want the pair to hook up because of Tebow's Christian beliefs. Slutty sources add there's every possibility that the two engaged in a frottage fiesta at the Super Bowl itself because they booked adjoining suites at the event. Stay tuned … [E!] More »

Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake

Luke Malone — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST

Sometimes no words will effectively communicate the experience of seeing a photograph by Henri Cartier-Bresson or Diane Arbus for the very first time. Similarly, one grasps at straws when trying to describe an image of Miley Cyrus posing with a giant penis cake for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth's birthday –- but lets try, shall we? The final nail in the coffin when it comes to obliterating her tween tag, the 19-year-old was a girl gone wild as she downed jugs of hooch, gyrated against a lady friend and got up close and personal with Liam's sugary sack. More »

Jesus, Johnny Depp, What Have You Done to Yourself?

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 11:30:00 EST

What did Ricky Gervais say about Johnny Depp? That he'd wear whatever Tim Burton asked him to? This is a new still from Dark Shadows, in which Depp plays a vampire named Barnabas. Obviously the flick — the tone of which is supposed to be like a "weird soap opera" — is going to be creepy, but Depp looks less like a vampire and more like a goth club kid who's been hanging out with SNL character Stefan. New York's hottest club is Eww, where they have everything: Peter Pan zombies, eyeliner made from ashes, foxes on trampolines. Beware, RuPaul's Drag Race contestant Sharon Needles — you have a copycat. More »

Lady Gaga Announces Plans to Change the World

Cassie Murdoch — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:00:00 EST

Lady Gaga has some exciting news: She's launching a new nonprofit venture, called the Born This Way Foundation. BTW promises to "promote youth empowerment and equality by encouraging self-confidence and well-being and bringing bullying to an end." A worthy goal indeed. The reigning Queen of Pop is kicking things off on February 29 with an event at Harvard University, and something tells us if Gaga's involved, this isn't going to be another dry charity affair. More »

10 Things You May Have Missed on TV This Week

Madeleine Davies — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:00:00 EST

In this week's pop culture round-up, Jimmy Fallon gives Tim Tebow some Ziggy flavor, Leslie Knope's campaign for City Council is off to a rough start and The Daily Show gets a new correspondent. More »

What Would Hunter S. Thompson Wear?

Jenny Zhang — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 12:30:00 EDT

Was the spirit of Hunter S. Thompson alive last night at the premiere of The Rum Diary in New York City? I'm not sure, but there sure were a lot of outfits that defied categorization, much like Thompson's writing. More »

Johnny Depp Likens Photo Shoots To Violent Sexual Assault

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:40:00 EDT

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Slimmed-Down Kirstie Alley Is Anti-Plastic Surgery

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Kirstie Alley says she's lost 100 pounds. "I feel like I'm back in my element," she adds. "I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like." She denies going under the knife: "I haven't had plastic surgery, but here's the reason: People do plastic surgery to make you look younger," she said. "I don't think it makes you look younger ... it can make you look weirder." And! The highly quotable lady says of dating: "This is what I think about sex. I think it's fun to hook up every night for six months ... Then it's time to move on!" [NYDN] More »

A Suggested Summer Reading List For Celebrities

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 18:50:00 EDT

Summer's here, which means it's time to pick up a book — or a Kindle, or an iPad. With all the traveling and hanging by the beach or pool, reading is fundamental! And celebrities are getting in on the action. More »

Rachel Zoe's $250K Post-Partum Push Present From The Hubs

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Following the birth of her son, Skyler Morrison, Rachel Zoe has been given a $250,000 push present by her husband, Rodger Berman. It's a ring. Not just any ring. A 10 carat cushion-cut Neil Lane diamond. The perfect piece to wear while dealing with poopy diapers. [Radar Online] More »

Paris Hilton's Knife-Toting Burglar Convicted

Lane Moore — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 20:00:00 EDT

In a bit of non-wedding related news, the man who attempted to break into Paris Hilton's estate last August "while holding two big knives" was found guilty of first-degree residential burglary. But wait! There's also a gun! "Parada was thwarted by Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits ... who pulled a gun on the suspect before the dude could get inside." Said "dude" will be sentenced on June 29 and faces up to three years in state prison. More »

Johnny Depp Radiates Pure, Warm Light

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 15:02:00 EST

[He might even have a halo. At the premiere of The Tourist. Tokyo, March 3. Image via Splash.] More »

Hilary Duff Is Expecting

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Unsolicited Uterus Update: Lizzie McGuire is knocked up!

Holly Says Hef "Could Do Better Than Crystal"

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 19:00:00 EST

A day after Holly Madison met with Hugh Hefner and fiancée Crystal Harris, to "wish them the best," she declared in an interview, "I feel like he's making a hasty decision. I'm not sure Crystal's the best thing for him."

Nicole Kidman Tells Jennifer Aniston She Prayed For A Man

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Nicole Kidman is on the February cover of Harper's Bazaar, and inside, she is interviewed by Jennifer Aniston. (They're both in that new Adam Sandler flick.) Nic tells Jen how she felt when she first met Keith Urban.

This Week In Tabloids: Heidi Montag Shows Us Her Scars

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 14:25:00 EST

Welcome back To Midweek Madness, in which Heidi Montag calls herself Frankenstein, Britney digs sexual enhancement herbs, Jack Nicholson eats a sandwich and Brad Pitt is forced to wear leather pants. Come on in! More »

This Week In Tabloids: The Kreepy, Krazy-Eyed Kardashian Khristmas Kard

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 14:10:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I brave the blustery wilds of the celebrity tabloids in search of cozy gossip. This week, we are forever changed by the unholy spectacle that is the "official" Kardashian Christmas portrait. More »

Teen Mom Amber Is Pregnant Again

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 18:50:00 EST

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Star is reporting that Teen Mom's Amber Portwood is pregnant and she's "scared to death." The mag also notes Amber's "been with so many guys in the past three months, she has no idea who the father could be."

January Jones Goes Nude For Versace

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 11:56:00 EST

January Jones' reward for holding up the spring Versace show by over an hour is apparently...the brand's spring campaign. Says Donatella Versace, "In January I feel I have found a perfect Versace woman for the 21st century." [WWD]

Why No One Cared About The Tourist

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 18:45:00 EST

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People love Angelina Jolie. Johnny Depp has a huge fan base. Put 'em both in one movie — for the very first time — and you'd think it would be box office gold! Instead, The Tourist tanked. More »

Christina Aguilera Is NOT Happy About Those Leaked Photos

Sadie Stein — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 19:02:00 EST

To hear Xtina's people tell it, Someone Will Pay for leaking nudie shots to the web. More »

Khloe Kardashian Says TSA Is "Basically Raping You"

Sadie Stein — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 19:00:00 EST

Oh yes, she did: On Lopez Tonight, Khloe Kardashian proved beyond question that she doesn't know what the word "rape" means. More »

Brangelina Make Tourism Look Good

Sadie Stein — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 10:40:00 EST

Does it matter if The Tourist is any good? It has Jolie and Depp! Ditto the NYC premiere, which also had Pitt, Connelly, Ashanti and some great cold-weather clothes. More »

Josh Duhamel Kicked Off Plane For Refusing To Turn Off Phone

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:46:00 EST

Yesterday Josh Duhamel was escorted off a plane by U.S. Airways employees after he ignored three requests to turn off his Blackberry before takeoff. Another passenger says he was "very rude" and was "taunting the attendant."

Johnny Depp & Angelina Jolie Had To Hide While Working Together

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 12:18:00 EST

Johnny tells Vanity Fair that while filming The Tourist, he and Angie avoided talking to each other in public, "because someone will take a photograph and it will be misconstrued and turned into some other shit." Unrelated: He looks hot. More »

Angelina Defends Her Bosnia Film

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

Angelina Jolie was in Paris last night, promoting The Tourist, but was asked about her directorial debut, a love story between a Serbian man and Bosnian woman. Angie, who wrote the screenplay, says it's not true that Bosnians are unhappy.

Rihanna Is Sick Of Being Asked About Chris Brown

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

Rihanna says it's "fucking annoying" that people keep asking her about Chris Brown.

Lindsay Lohan Spends Thanksgiving With Her Dad

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Lindsay Lohan was granted a 15-hour day pass to leave her sober house and spend Thanksgiving with her father and some friends in Los Angeles.

Lady Gaga Will Only Wear Silk Underwear Now

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Lady Gaga has thrown away all of her old bras and underpants because she will only wear silk underthings now.

Real Housewife Kim Zolciak Is Pregnant

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Unsolicited Uterus Update: Real Housewives Of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is carrying a fetus.

Lindsay Poses For Teen Oligarch Fashion Line

Jenna Sauers — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 11:30:00 EST

Lindsay Lohan is leaving rehab today for a very special reason: to shoot a campaign for Kira Plastinina, the bankrupt-but-now-revived fashion label designed by a Russian orange juice oligarch's teen daughter. Remember when Lindsay did campaigns for Miu Miu? [TMZ]

Shocker: Taylor Momsen Is Miserable

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Seventeen-year-old Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen is not very happy, and blames her parents.

Rachel Weisz & Darren Aronfsky Split

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Rachel Weisz and director Darren Aronofsky are separating after nine years together.

Lindsay Reunites With Her Dad

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Lindsay Lohan has been reunited with her father Michael Lohan while in rehab; it's the first time they've really seen or spoken to each other face to face in seven months.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Now Doing Promos for Cheating Site

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 10:30:00 EST

That unfortunately tattooed woman who slept with Sandra Bullock's correspondingly unfortunately tattooed husband is pole dancing online under the URL SandraBullocksRevenge.com. What does that even mean?

Angelina's Pissed That Brad Called Courteney Cox

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EDT

In the ongoing haterade-fueled campaign against Angelina Jolie, the latest is that she's "furious" that Brad Pitt called Courteney Cox after learning that she'd split from David Arquette.

Lily Allen Has A Miscarriage

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Tragic: Lily Allen has suffered a second miscarriage. She was six-months pregnant.

Video: Johnny Depp Surprises Kids, Shows Up At School Dressed As Captain Jack

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 09:19:00 EDT

Yesterday Johnny Depp responded to nine-year-old Beatrice Delap's letter asking for help staging a "mutiny" against her teachers by visiting her London school unannounced, and in character as Jack Sparrow. Click to watch "Jack" discuss his passion for oral hygiene. More »

Toni Braxton Files For Bankruptcy Again

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:02:00 EDT

Toni Braxton has filed for bankruptcy for a second time, saying she's $10 million to $50 million in debt.

George Clooney & Ann Curry Visit Darfur

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT

George Clooney is in Sudan — along with an NBC news team and Ann Curry — trying to raise awareness about the upcoming election in January.