Audrina Patridge, the Hills' resident mute, makes $10,000 per public appearance. When's that Jezebel reality show coming through? [Be careful what you wish for. -Ed.] • Olivia Newton-John married "entrepreneur" John Easterling over the weekend in their native Australia. They're probably getting physical, physical all over the Barrier Reef. • Jennifer Hudson's new album cover: Photoshopped or not? [TMZ, Us, Dlisted]