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				Ever wonder exactly who "the friend" is dishing the dirt on celebrities? Well, in the case of the Rielle Hunter-John Edwards scandal, we know exactly who it was: the memorably-named Pigeon O'Brien.  And now, she's explaining why, exactly, she went to the <em>Enquirer,</em> broke their affair, and effectively ended his political career. <!-- %JUMP:Continue reading this post &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5775574/how-to-justify-being-a-tabloid-tipster" title="Click here to read more about How To Justify Being A Tabloid Tipster">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Mar 2011 13:03:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[John Mayer Snubs Press, Tells Vagina Joke]]></title>
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				At an event last night, the verbally-incontinent crooner was alternately silent and douchey.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5685877/john-mayer-snubs-press-tells-vagina-joke" title="Click here to read more about John Mayer Snubs Press, Tells Vagina Joke">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong>Fantasia Barrino</strong> was hospitalized last night after overdosing on aspirin and sleeping pills. Her manager says she was "overwhelmed by the lawsuit and media attention" related to her relationship with a married man and it seems she tried to commit suicide.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5609655/fantasia-hospitalized-after-overdose-possible-suicide-attempt" title="Click here to read more about Fantasia Hospitalized After Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:11:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Curse Of People's Sexiest Man Alive]]></title>
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				<em>People</em>'s "Sexiest Man Alive": a title without equal or a sinister curse that will rob you, world's sexiest heartthrob, of your career, your dignity, your freedom...<em>and your life?!</em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5590904/the-curse-of-peoples-sexiest-man-alive/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Curse Of People's Sexiest Man Alive">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #victoriabeckham" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #victoriabeckham" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/victoriabeckham/">Victoria Beckham</a></strong> got an 18-page spread in the new  German <i><strong>Vogue</strong></i>. [<a href="http://fashiongonerogue.com/victoria-beckham-alexi-lubomirski-vogue-germany-2010/">FGR</a>]
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenna Sauers]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ross And Rachel Are No Longer Friends; Amy Winehouse &quot;Wants A Baby&quot;]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong> and <strong>David Schwimmer</strong> are reportedly no longer talking after Aniston admitted while on <i>The Late Show</i> with <strong>David Letterman</strong> that she didn't know who Schwimmer's fiance was: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5503780/ross-and-rachel-are-no-longer-friends-amy-winehouse-wants-a-baby" title="Click here to read more about Ross And Rachel Are No Longer Friends; Amy Winehouse &quot;Wants A Baby&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 28 Mar 2010 10:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Trapped In Outfit On Plane; Anti-Choice Activist Threatens Elton's Life]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Recently <strong>Lady Gaga</strong> boarded a flight from London to New York wearing an outfit made of tightly-wrapped black and yellow tape and giant blue <strong>Alexander McQueen</strong> heels. Mid-flight, her legs started to swell, but Gaga couldn't free herself.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5491495/lady-gaga-trapped-in-outfit-on-plane-anti+choice-activist-threatens-eltons-life" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Trapped In Outfit On Plane; Anti-Choice Activist Threatens Elton's Life">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rihanna Encounters Chris Brown, Broken Bottle; Anne Hathaway: &quot;I’m Not Very Pretty&quot;]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Early on Monday morning, <strong>Rihanna</strong> was celebrating the Saints' Super Bowl win at a Miami club with <strong>Kim Kardashian</strong> and <strong>Timbaland</strong>, when a partygoer chucked a champagne bottle at their table from the balcony above and almost hit her.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5468127/rihanna-encounters-chris-brown-broken-bottle-anne-hathaway-im-not-very-pretty" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna Encounters Chris Brown, Broken Bottle; Anne Hathaway: &quot;I’m Not Very Pretty&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved,  And Cougar Town Shuts Down]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Jon Gosselin</strong> attempted to make peace with <strong>Kate Gosselin</strong> at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20321938,00.html">People</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5410276/kate-rejects-jons-flowers-shakira-is-nun+approved--and-cougar-town-shuts-down" title="Click here to read more about Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved,  And Cougar Town Shuts Down">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong>'s first collection for <strong>Ungaro</strong> has been derided by yet another industry heavyweight: <strong>Emanuel Ungaro</strong> himself. The designer, who sold the business that bears his name in 2005, says Lohan's work was "a disaster" that left him "furious." [<a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/news/lindsay-lohan-at-ungaro-a-disaster-designer-1818006.html">Independent</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5402194/ungaro-lindsays-fashion-line-a-disaster-banana-republic-clerks-too-bouncy" title="Click here to read more about Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #heidiklum" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #heidiklum" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidiklum/">Heidi Klum</a></strong> is not Superwoman, okay? She's not <i>walking</i> in the <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #victoriassecret" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #victoriassecret" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/victoriassecret/">Victoria's Secret</a></strong> runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to <i>host</i> it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/hwood_party_girl/b151992_heidi_klum_wont_strut_will_host.html?utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">E!</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5396889/heidi-for-victorias-secret-tom-ford-talks-about-his-depression" title="Click here to read more about Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged EMMY AWARDS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged EMMY AWARDS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/emmy-awards/">Emmy Awards</a> are tonight, and host <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEIL PATRICK HARRIS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEIL PATRICK HARRIS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/neil-patrick-harris/">Neil Patrick Harris</a></strong> apparently has a few tricks up his sleeve, including a visit from <strong>Dr. Horrible</strong> and  <strong>John Hodgman</strong>  announcing questionable factoids as the winners go up to collect their prizes. [<a href="http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/09/19/emmy-intel-nph-taps-pc-dude-as-announcer/">EW</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5363524/dr-horrible-comes-to-the-emmys-dr-house-worries-about-his-knees" title="Click here to read more about Dr. Horrible Comes To The Emmys, Dr. House Worries About His Knees">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Aung San Suu Kyi, Burmese pro-democracy leader and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, was <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/suu-kyi-charged-with-violating-house-arrest-1684829.html">charged today</a> with violating the terms of her house arrest after an American man <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/global/2009/may/14/aung-san-suu-kyi-trial-burma">snuck into her house</a> uninvited.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5253759/burmese-activist-charged-after-visit-by-wretched-american" title="Click here to read more about Burmese Activist Charged After Visit By "Wretched American"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				John Mortimer, beloved writer and creator of the iconic barrister and eccentric Rumpole of the Bailey, has died at 85. Mortimer was also an outspoken advocate of free speech and human rights. Farewell! [<a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/01/16/europe/obits.3-409448.php?page=1">IHT</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5133187/rip-john-mortimer" title="Click here to read more about R.I.P. John Mortimer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Officials are confirming that Hillary Clinton met with Barack Obama in Chicago to talk about a potential Cabinet slot. Two "senior Democratic officials" confirmed to the Huffington Post that Clinton was <em>offered</em> Secretary of State and asked for time to consider it, but she didn't admit to anything at a press conference in Albany. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/13/us/politics/15clinton.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin">NY Times</a>, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/14/clinton-met-with-obama-ab_n_143810.html">Huffington Post</a>]
<li>Barack Obama and John McCain are going to meet this weekend to talk about how they might be able to work together on something once Obama is President. It was arranged by Senator Lindsay Graham, McCain's Number One Fanboy. [<a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/11/14/mccain-obama_meeting_set_in_mo.html">Washington Post</a>]
<li>Vermont Senator Pat Leahy became the one who broke the seal, announcing today that he's <em>not</em> going to support Connecticut Senator Joe "Turncoat" Lieberman's efforts to hold onto his committee chairmanship in the Democratic-controlled Senate since Lieberman isn't a Democrat, campaigned against the incoming Democratic President and endorsed a Republican. Glad someone has more of a spine than Harry Reid. [<a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/11/14/leahy_speaks_out_against_liebe.html">Washington Post</a>]
<li>Speaking of backbones, thousands of people are expecting to protest the passage of Proposition 8 tomorrow, in California and around the country. [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/14/gay-marriage-supporters-p_n_143948.html">Huffington Post</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5087855/a-weekend-of-talks-for-obama-and-decisions-for-clinton" title="Click here to read more about A Weekend Of Talks For Obama, And Decisions For Clinton?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Just to prove to American voters that they are really unfeeling, the Republican National Committee released word today that the California Republican Party is filing an FEC complaint against Barack Obama for his visit to his dying grandmother, who passed away today. Is anyone home over there? [<a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/11/03/california_gop_files_fec_compl.html">Washington Post</a>]
<li>If you weren't already aware, Barack Obama doesn't want to see your underwear. Panty-flinging should remain metaphorical. [<a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1108/Barack_Obama_does_not_want_to_see_your_underwear.html">Politico</a>]
<li>Sarah Palin is definitely not releasing her medical records. I want to be angry about this, but I wouldn't want reporters pawing around my gynecological exams either. [<a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/11/03/palin-campaign-stonewalls-on-medical-records/">CNN</a>]
<li>Republican Senator Orrin Hatch, having lived the last 8 years with his head firmly up his ass, thinks that the U.S. will "lose a lot of stature throughout the world" if we elect Obama. [<a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1108/15212.html">Politico</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5075407/republican-foolishness--dirty-tricks-compete-against-democratic-undies" title="Click here to read more about Republican Foolishness & Dirty Tricks Compete Against Democratic Undies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In a world where registering people to vote constitutes a crime but illegally pressuring your subordinates to fire your brother-in-law doesn't; where the guy who points out that violent threats scare him is stoking racial tensions but the man trying to take advantage of them is just standing up for the common [white] man; and in which the Republican Party will pay for ads slamming Obama while pushing others praising him in the hopes of re-electing a Republican Congressman, there's not a lot of reason for hope. Or, perhaps there is, as it's progress alone that people are <em>noticing</em> all of the bullshit. I'm not really sure, but hope-enthusiast <a href="http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/">Spencer</a> <a href="http://washingtonindependent.com/author/spencer_ackerman">Ackerman</a> is less unsure than me, which is why I keep asking him back. Our morning conversation, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5063101/mccainpalin-give-thumbs-up-to-racial-tensions-thumbs-down-to-acorn" title="Click here to read more about McCain/Palin Give Thumbs Up To Racial Tensions, Thumbs Down To ACORN">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Let's play One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others, with <em>Us</em> as the obvious winner. While the other weekly covers feature Jen Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Britney Spears, <em>Us</em> went with the daring choice of Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin. Too bad the gymnastics finals aired last night, making a lot of this story old news! What else is going on this week? Brit's got her body back; Tom and Katie are living separate lives; Jen turns to Brad in her time of need; Brad storms off from Angie. Intern Margaret assists as we listen to the irritating sounds emanating from <em>OK!</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>In Touch</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5039465/this-week-in-tabloids-jen-john-brad-tom-katie-brit-and-olympic-gymnasts" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Jen, John, Brad, Tom, Katie, Brit... And Olympic Gymnasts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Loose Lips]]></title>
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				David Beckham is the new <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/24399">"face"</a> of Sharpie. It would be fun to draw a fake mustache on a Posh poster with a Sharpie &mdash; is that why they chose him? • <em>Us</em> has a slideshow of celebrities' <a href="http://usmagazine.com/stars_secret_stripper_pasts_030708">"Secret Stripper Pasts."</a> Diablo Cody and Anna Nicole Smith were included. Uh, Cody's stripper past was so "secret" that she wrote an entire book about it, and Anna Nicole...yeah. Not secret. Someone send <em>Us</em> a clue. • Jennifer Aniston was <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20182785,00.html">spotted</a> nursing a lychee martini (yum!) after a long day shooting the film adaptation of John Grogan's popular puppy memoir <em>Marley and Me</em> in Miami. Owen Wilson will play John Grogan, and Jen plays his wife. [<a href="http://dlisted.com/node/24399">Dlisted</a>, <a href="http://usmagazine.com/stars_secret_stripper_pasts_030708">Us</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20182785,00.html">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/365168/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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